I’ve had an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, should I contact my doctor? New USA staff bag!!!
Posted Apr 29, 2019, 4:10 PM UTC
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Team America Fuck Yeah.
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Your dog looks like he's eyeing up a bone. Be careful....
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Is that golf bag running in the 2020 primaries?
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If it is, I’m voting for it!
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Make America Golf Again
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Holy fuck that’s ugly lmao
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How many meters are you going to hit your first drive gaming it?
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Probably to the women’s tees if I had to guess... tough to swing with an erection.
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Think of France. It should help.
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So tacky.
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That’s called a freedom boner good sir.
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Nice doggo
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Thanks dude... the yellow boy is the whole picture here if we're being honest.
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Nonsense! Most guys have an erection all the way through high school.
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When you show up with this thing you got to own it 100%. For instance, when you’re anchor in a scramble approach the ball while kicking off the USA chant.
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And then shank the ball into the woods, or somehow into the group waiting behind you!
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Looks like the Caddyshack bag
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I mean I got a freedom boner bc USA! USA! but let's be honest here bro. This shit is FUGLY!
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Amazing!!!!!! I’ve got an erection just looking at your bag, as well!
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Looks great
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You must be Canadian
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That is ostentatious! You'd better drive 300 from the tips if you're sportin' that bag!
Nonsense, everyone knows the USA bag gives you +1776 yards. You go OP ;)
I may not be able to...but I'm going to throw my back out trying. Looking good is half the battle on the golf course I've been told.
I actually do feel like thinking you’re dressed well on the course does help you play better. It’s a confidence thing
Look good, feel good, play good.
Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm no slouch in the cool bag/shirt/club cover/hat/shoes department.
Don’t sell yourself short, you’re a tremendous slouch
Ha! Nice reference