Can we make a 🦄 squirt glitter?!

Consider this our resume for any unicorns looking for a new field to romp in! (We are in Atlanta, but travel frequently around the US. So, open to 🦄 in other states for future trips.)

Her: 👋🏼 You can call me S, for now! Mid-30s, petite build, curvy (32DD and an ass that a rapper once complimented), long blond hair, naturally pretty, short even in heels. Friendly, outgoing, definitely a talker. She may have been your random drunk best friend in a ladies room once upon a time! She’s attracted to women, but can’t get enough of his 🍆!

Him: 👋🏼 You can call him A, temporarily. Early 50s, sexy, dominant but not douchey, muscular especially in his upper body, confident, hair that would make McDreamy jealous, one of those men that always smells amazing and is the lover that all of S’s girlfriends want when she get tipsy and tell stories/show videos of his prowess! He’s THAT good, but beware, potential unicorns, this is not a lease-to-purchase arrangement! He also mixes up an amazing strawberry martini.

Them: Long-term committed, loving relationship. DDF. We have an adventurous sex life and are non-judgmental about choices that consenting adults make. We enjoy laughing and travel a lot. We are both successful professionals and are therefore discreet. We are open-minded, easy to talk to and looking to add to the enjoyment we find in each other.

Looking for: A unicorn to join us for drinks, conversation and a possible night cap in our room! Think of it as a sexual job interview: Even if you bomb the interview, you get a couple of great drinks and a fun story to tell your open minded friends!

When we find the right beautiful, elusive creature, we would mostly like her to focus on S, but he wouldn’t complain if they wanted to team up for a harmonica solo! 😉 And, of course, we’ll make sure you leave the outing with a healthy flush on your cheeks and a smile on your face. ☺️ And clearly, we’d like to test out the glitter theory!

We aren’t particular to any specific race. We prefer unicorns ages 25-45, that take care of themselves and their manes. You don’t have to be ready to walk the unicorn catwalk or compete in the Miss Fit Unicorn pageant, but we aren’t interested in the brood mare type. (No disrespect intended, the right field is waiting for your magical self!) Boundaries and terms are, of course, up for discussion and based on everyone’s comfort level.

We ended up bringing our last unicorn prospect on vacation with us, so you never know what magical fun lays ahead! Shoot us a message with your favorite unicorn refreshment and a little info on yourself! We’ll get to chatting and see if Reddit is the 🍀 of 🦄 searches!