Port abuse you don't mind getting...
Posted May 7, 2019, 4:51 PM UTC
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what is a salt race?
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Google translated prob
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I'm getting flashbacks to "friendly" banter with the Russians in Eve.
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It is our race -- the mighty peoples of WoWS.
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After playing WoWs for more than a year, every player shall become part of the Salt Race. It's a special breed of people that can only sail close to the edge of the map, report teammates and send insults in port.
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I'll take "Random insulting Words" for $400, Alex.
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Why does anyone think children of birches play this game???
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I am Groot
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Whoa, language! [](/GNU Terry Pratchett)
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I am Groot.
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Wish they did, a tree would be a much better player than your average tomato.
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Saplings are a core group of wows players. They're very polite and rarely throw shade.
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My sides are flooding!
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The only children of birches I care to know is Belaya Berezka. It is a tremendously great vodka made of white birch
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Because "r" is next to "t"
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"fuck of you mother", yep def google translated
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He's not wrong
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"34 years ago I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom."
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Lol
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Haaaa
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Verry Good Englies. Yas Thenk You
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Did he just cast a spell at you?
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I got" love letter" frome a dude after game that called me a seal clubber because i was playing Kirov.Btw message was from a dude that was playing Clemson with at least 14 points captain (had radiolocation and i detected him at something like 6 km) where he had over 1k battles in it...
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I love the salt from the "wannabe clubbers" - it's fun when you find someone who thinks they're hot stuff, and you just utterly manhandle them
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I use Matchmaking monitor. Gotta love the 1 kill per battle average damage 10k guys.
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I sometimes look at people stats when game finishes and when i see people in T10 ship with 43% WR and 25k dmg in it (that is like average dmg on T5 cruiser) it kinda shocks me.But what is more shocking is that those people just cry the most when they die you know standard "shit team/xxx and yyy no support".
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Dunning-Kruger. Obviously their enemies conspired to stock their team with "shitters"!
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Who's got on average 1 kill per battle and an average damage of only 10k?
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Kill stealers? Maybe MM was bugged but seen it at least twice lol.
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I run MM Monitor too. When I look behind me and see that my only help is an Omaha who averages 6000 damage..... "Whelp, I'm on my own"
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That's me in a tirpitz XD. The 6k guy that is.
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Behind the screen doesn't protect you from all his salt pouring over though. Even I can taste the salt behind your screen that's behind my screen.
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Ew, man, it's in the keeeeeys... [](/GNU Terry Pratchett)
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Pretty sad in the day of the Social Justice Warriors, if someone says some stupid shit like this that we can't call them out for it. We have to hide their name because it might hurt their feelings. IMO if more people had to own up for their stupid comments perhaps....just perhaps they wouldn't say hurtful stuff like this for example.
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How the hell do you guys can have that many ships. I have to sell mines to get a new
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I got a bunch of port slots back when they first released containers. I think I got quite a few captain slots too
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I was not talking about slots but the ships themselves. I have to sell a ship to have enough money to buy a new
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It just comes with time chap, the more you play the more comfortable the financial situation becomes over time.
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Once you invest the real money into a permacamo for a Tier 10 you really like, your finances improve dramatically.
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Without Premium time and anything else, it's net positive credit earnings most of the time up to Tier VII/VIII if you have average win rate, aiming skill, knowledge of game mechanics and every ships or at least their national flavours.
Or grind every lines up to Tier VI before deciding which line to push to Tier X.
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I usually buy a few more with the random coins i get from meeting quotas on missions and stuff, like in rank etc.
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Well, I've spent way too much money over this game for 4 years...
I have something like 130 ships but I bet half of those are premiums.
The amount of unused 10 point captains I have sitting in my reserve is silly, since I usually just move them around among premiums. I don't play very many silver ships, only kept/repurchased a few.
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Daily crates mostly, and when they go on sale, I have a thing about not selling boats unless they are a complete POS.
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Is this the famous russian bias?
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son of a birch
SALT RACE...FUCK OF YOUR MOTHER
Have we found our new "DEEP TROPOD IMPAT" meme?
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Inglis 101
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YOU SON OF A BIRCH
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That was a challenge to get through. Entertaining, but a challenge.
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I came Back To wows after a while some time ago when there was the space games April fool and i didn't play very good (didn't remember how to play well), and someone reported me and blamed with salt my performance saying that he will ban me for "playing shit and being a bot". I know that I haven't done a good game but, ... some people need to know when to chill out
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"Fuck of your mother" has a nice ring to it
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That's some pretty nice ships you got there
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Why thank you!
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He has the insults down that's for sure, but his performance not so much....
https://i.imgur.com/W8nqlgz.png
It is always that kind of guy that insult you in game or in chat, and most of the time he got around 1k battles and 45% WR...
45% is generous
I think he forgot the decimal point
45% is probably higher than the current median WR.
Not to be that guy, but when you are in a game half of the participants win and half lose, that’s just how it works. So realistically the median would be very close to 50%
No, the mean is very close to 50%.
The median is lower than that because a small part of the player base wins a much larger percentage of their games than the rest.
And if you bring it up they always say WR conveniently doesn't matter.
How the hell did he manage to shoot down 3 planes in Gadja Mada? Pure rage?
I'll bet he beat the hell out of those 3 planes though.