A penguin goes on vacation.

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A penguin has decided that he has had enough of the cold and wants to go on vacation.

He books his flight to a big city and rents out a car to go sight seeing.

After a while of him driving around his car starts making a weird noise.

He grows a bit concerned and takes it into the mechanics to see what the problem is.

The little penguin waddles up to the mechanic and tell him about the issue.

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The mechanic turns to the little penguins and says, "Hey man, this might take a minute but since you're a penguin you might enjoy this little icecream shop around the corner. Come back in like thirty minutes."

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So the little penguin then waddles over to the icecream store.

He takes a look around and just decides on the good ole classic vanilla.

Now, unfortunately for the penguin he really doesn't have hands or a good mouth for eating icecream.

So as he is trying to devour this delcious treat, it is just getting everywhere!

All over his face and hands. Just a mess.

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After a while he realizes that it has been thirty minutes since he left and quikly waddles his way back.As he walks in, he see the mechanic and asks what's wrong.

The mechanic turns to him and says, "Welp, it looks like you blew a seal.

EDIT: Formatting (I'm horrible at this)

Posted May 25, 2019, 3:03 PM UTC · edited

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