Absolutely based Sarricel
Posted May 29, 2019, 2:35 PM UTC
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I have never heard a man say something so based. He may have a career in philosophy after he retires from football
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If thats the case then youre gonna love this guy:
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Glad you enjoyed it brother. Dude is a volcel as well, doesnt give a shit about whores. Pretty baste.
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I want him to destroy Arsenal today
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Granted
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Yup I’m happy. Hated Arsenal. My (ex)brother supports them
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Ex?
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My family disowned me in 2005
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The virgin sarri:
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had to work his way up the Italian football pyramid
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not a single trophy in three decades of management
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has never played a single professional match, forced to play in the Italian Sunday league after being rejected by his boyhood club
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gets mugged off by his zoomer goalkeeper
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bizarre tactical decisions such as playing kante as an attacking midfielder
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Stage 5 lung cancer
THE CHAD LAMPARD:
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Instantly given a job in the championship, now going to replace sarri at Chelsea after only one year of management
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recognised as one of the best, if not THE best, English midfielders of all time
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has a firm grip on all of his players
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his impossibly high IQ has allowed him to literally solve football. Gets away with playing a nearly senile Ashley Cole week-in-week-out
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only smokes imported Cuban cigars after winning a cup
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Sarri will soon be manager of June, the most Chad club in italy. Lampard is a virgin after being humiliated by Bielsa and losing the playoff final.
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Juve* (Juventus). I hate Juventus plastic fans🤦🏼♂️
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After what happened with Kepa i thought Sarri was a cuck but damn
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SARRI IS BASED, we need more guys like him
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Meh, he is a beta who most likely sucked with women when he was young. Based behaviour carries more weight when exhibited by alpha chads. I would have been impressed if it was a chadellini like ancelotti or Conte or maldini had said this.
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well at least sarricel is showing some respekt
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South Europeans are usually pretty based, it's only the germanics who are Uber cucked. Not to taking away from the fact that it is disgusting what he said.
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what a Chad
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As a Chelsea fan, Im so proud of him right now!!! Go Blues!!
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Un mito.
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Now that is a liberated man who isn't some bitch's pup.
it must be good to be a high status footballcel
it really boils down to skills with the ball and you can be a misogynystyc asshole and it wouldnt matter. if femishits tried to shame him for those words other men would tell them to stfu and go make him a sammich