April Contest Winners

So I found this, like, portal in my backyard last week. It kind of looked like a line of dead pixels in the fabric of reality and it sounded like a million people were screaming from inside it. Pretty normal, right. I was going to go on about my day until I caught the unmistakable whiff of a beef pot pie. I loves me some pot pie, so I jumped in.

Anyway, long story short, it's a portal to hell that also functions as a time slip and I traveled forward to see the results of the contest before jumping back to visit some of my heroes and, finally, returning home. Then I wrote this post and scheduled it with later for reddit.

In the words of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. when I told him about the contest, "Read these fast, read these fast, thank God Almighty you should read these fast!"

Five Bakulas out of a possible five Bakulas to u/nmwrites for the story Forever, a Drug.

Four Bakulas out of a possible five Bakulas to u/Jullzz15 for There's a reason as a first responder we must always stop at the scene of an accident. Last night, I found out why. and u/lifisstrangemetoo for My Husband Brought Home a Fake Daughter.

Three Bakulas out of a possible five Bakulas go to u/drunktillTuesday for A personal note on a horrific deasease: Case #229, AKA Patient Brittle., which I think should also get an award for cramming three titles into one, and u/poloniumpoisoning for My patient has been feeling invisible hairs inside her left eye for 8 years.

u/nmwrites will recieve:

• A (reddit) golden shofar so they can pretend they're a time traveler, too, courtesy of the reddit admins!

• The opportunity to have the winning story featured in an upcoming episode of [the NoSleep Podcast](http://www.thenosleeppodcast.com/) *, courtesy of David Cummings!

All winners will:

• Be featured in the upcoming print and digital issue of The NoSleep/-30- Press eBook, courtesy of a Mr. Bean who time traveled back to Middle Earth and calls himself Beanomir and -30- Press.

• Have the opportunity to have their story read by our newest prize donor, u/RonnieReads, on his great YouTube channel! And also check out his playlist of NoSleep-inspired music here! *

• Receive NoSleep Silver and Bronze awards, respectively. When I finally make those damn sprites for the stylesheet. This is, like, a year and a half late.

• Have their weenus coughed on in a crowded elevator by one of our many faceless nosleep agents.

Contributing prizes to the contest is a great way to market your product and drive interest to your site. If you would like to contribute a prize to the contest, please get in touch with me.

'* This prize will only be given if the story is suitable for audio narration, which is the decision of the respective podcast hosts.