I have to walk through the woods to get to the toilet from work. I’m so embarrassed and ashamed that I couldn’t make it and a couple just saw me pull my pants down and go in the woods.

Absolutely devastating. I feel so ashamed and guilty that this has happened to me. It was that or shit my pants and I am training someone new today so I couldn’t go back to the office with poo down my legs. It’s raining so heavily that I didn’t even think it’s possible for someone else to be out in the woods let alone a couple holding hands when I looked up after already letting go of the eruption from my anus. I made eye contact with the woman and they just walked off.

I don’t think I’ll ever get over this.