Look for horror recommendations!

So I’m not a horror fan. I don’t like death or killing or ghosts or tension. I don’t like monsters or suspense either. So can you guys recommend some really great horror that I’ll love???

Edit: So, my cousin suggests this movie the Monster Squad. And it was actually pretty great until just a few minutes in a GODDAMN DRACULA appears! I said no monsters!!!! So I grab the rake that I keep in the living room for clearing cobwebs and I bashed him right in the fucking side of his head and his eyeball popped right out and it’s just dangling there.

So I still need good recommendations!