[M4F] Weddings are fun right?

It's June, which means wedding season is in full bloom. The light colored dresses, the flowers spread everywhere, the unbearable heat of an outdoor wedding, and, of course, guys looking to crash weddings to hook up with bridesmaids. I fall into that last category.

I'm a notorious wedding crasher. I'm quick on my feet, pay attention, and always find some minuscule connection to the family to justify my presence. Or just lie through my teeth. I've been to a lot of weddings and never known a single person at them. By the end though, I was always hooking up with a bridesmaid, but none of them ever lasted past that weekend.

Will this weekend be different? That's up to you. I'm down for a long-term story of trying to keep up my secret or having to come clean or just a one off fling that never means anything. Either way, I'll end up in your pants at the reception, so let's have a fun, care-free wedding season!

Looking forward to your envelopes. Send over a couple kinks and put your bridesmaid dress color in the title! Talk soon!