TIFU by weaponizing my chewing gum

I was chewing my gum, and I thought it was good. But then I thought, why not add my cannabis oil spray, I can enjoy chewing my gum and getting high, two greatest pleasures in life. The flavor didn't improve dramatically, but the texture started to feel strange. I then persisted and went on chewing it for another 20 minutes. At that point the gum started to fall apart in my mouth and I decided to spit it out. I did that, thinking I'll hold it in my hands until I find a garbage bin to deposit it into. Oh what a fool I was, once the gum left my mouth it started to reveal it's treacherous nature. My saliva was likely keeping it at bay until now, but once exposed to air, the gum turned into the stickiest substance in existence. It was like a mix of napalm and rice pudding. I bet my ass it is also flammable and gives you four different types of cancer upon contact. Surprised I haven't got a call from US Army R&D guys, this stuff makes Agent Orange feel like air freshener. Anyway, I managed to get the largest bit off my hands, but about 20% of it's starting mass stiil remained. So I decided to do that one thing where you rub your hands together, spreading the sticky stuff over larger surface so it dries out faster. Oh, what a poor, naive fool. Whatever was in that spray, it turned my gum into Spiderman's web, strong, sticky, and nearly impossibly to get off unless you have super powers yourself. At that point, I gave in to my fate, and my only hope was to get home and wash it off. Whatever surface I touched became a carrier of the disease, spreading it to unsuspecting victims. Finally though, in 30 minutes after the incident, this sticky plague started to dry out. I believe it had some sort of self destruct mechanism, to prevent total collapse of human civilization.

TL:DR I mixed chewing gum and cannabis oil spray, creating a potential weapon of mass destruction. I am now a single person nation sanctioned by the UN with same severity as the likes of Russia and North Korea.