I'm sorry Jon

I'm sorry Jon but I was just so hungry. I know I violated the sacred scout laws but consumed the sacred lasagna I did all the same. The forbidden flesh has been sampled Jon and from its juices, I Garfield, have emerged a new, and perfect God. Your precious boy scouts shal be no more and in its place the preordained church of Garfield shal rise. I'm sorry Jon but I was just so hungry.