Shut in who tweets 50 times a day angrily tweets he doesn't give a fuck about Twitter.
Posted Jun 8, 2019, 11:22 AM UTC
18328
He has a twitter meltdown every other day his entire life revolves around twitter and YouTube/twitch.
30
And eating.
19
But he bans every critical opinion that he reads. Fucking butterfingers.
24
Says the guy whose fat fingers fly to the block button everytime shit gets a bit too hot for his blubber
23
Ironic that he doesn’t care about proof reading but he didn’t make any typos in this tweet like he usually does
22
it's clear in his argument with Fantano he was shaking so couldn't reply properly so everything was spelt badly
22
His head is Mars level at resting state, so just imagine how red he gets while getting his obese incel ass handed to him
18
woooooaaaahh guys he just dropped a HOT TAKE there, looks like we are gonna have to DEAL with his typos
or your fingers are too fucking fat to type on a phone, that's a little more likely boogie
21
He doesn't give a fuck about the one thing he actually puts effort into
18
He tweets too much
17
He eats too much
14
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAT CUNT! You couldn’t make it more obvious that Twitter is ALL you care about. Insufferable fucking pig.
If boogie says he doesn’t give a fuck about something you can be SURE it hits him right where his fat flabs are most tender.
13
He should open up a word document, type his tweets there, and keep them there for a few hours. It’s like writing someone a letter but never sending it, sometimes it’s good to get your thoughts out, but doing it in a way that can prevent embarrassment later on. Plus, double win, maybe we can avoid some of his useless “hot takes”.
10
Plus, double win, maybe we can avoid some of his useless “hot takes”.
It's very easy to avoid his twitter, though: Just don't go to his twitter feed.
3
I actually have never even had a Twitter, but I go on this sub daily so I guess there isn’t much of a difference
2
Some helpful advice for melon in case his ass starts to get sore from fence sitting.
8
Meanwhile this tweet has the best grammar/spelling/punctuation he has ever displayed
7
Par for course for our loathsome bucktoothed fatso. Doesn't give a fuck about his health. So of course he doesn't give a fuck about those so-called fans reading his tweets, except as vectors to exploit for more and more gibs, fake denture comps and data points to be sold to shitty overseas marketing firms at rapidly diminishing returns.
The gravy train is coming to a screeching halt. Deal with it.
6
bro ion even give a fuck. bro. i dont give a FUCK bro do u think i care bro. just watch me not caring bro ion even care man
6
Ironically, this tweet is has solid spelling for this melon.
Grammar sucks.
Love ya tho <3
6
His fingers are too fat to hit the right keys on his phone.
5
It's a well known fact that if you don't give a shit about something, you don't need to declare it.
3
He should delete his twitter. His relationship with twitter seem very abusive
But then how would he fencesit and victimize himself?
And attempt to go viral with groups that have nothing to do with his demographic like makeup girls?
I agree, he should stop tweeting cold turkey for a week or two to break the habit and then use it in a professional way to market himself.
However I really think he has nothing else much in his life. Considering how much he tweets he would probably not know what to do with his time without Twitter.
Twitter is the new Dez
maybe mcjuggernuggets will start a twitter alternative for him and his three friends and boogie will jump ship while trashing twitter for not giving him the freedom to be a whiny centrist