First time playing dnd and picked a wizard. Sent this video to DM. Now he really wants to kill my wizard.
Posted Jun 10, 2019, 5:47 AM UTC
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I dont blame him...
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"quietly playing ranger that multiclass bard"
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MOTHER FUCKING WIZARDS NEVER DIE!
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I wouldn't be surprised if the DM has you use a weighted D20 so you always roll a 1.
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It would make it fair since I gifted him one already...
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In that case, aim to do things destined to fail anyway, so you fail at failing and break everyone's minds in the process.
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And when they ask "how" I throw my arms up into the air and announce to the whole room "I'm a WIIIZZZAAARD!*
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I can already hear the gears grinding in their heads.
I imagine the DM having a migraine and needing to find some Aleve LiquiGels before his head explodes.
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Good thing wizards are the easiest to kill
Shield on the haters