In that case, I should just be thankful we just got 'Funt'. It could have been a lot worse.

Ah.. good old Bill. He actually can’t read you know, he just copies shapes & his grandkids tell him what it says. Debbie & Darren are little tricksters though, always playing pranks & telling him the wrong letters.

Ah.. good old Bill. He actually can’t read you know, he just copies shapes &amp; his grandkids tell him what it says. Debbie &amp; Darren are little tricksters though, always playing pranks &amp; telling him the wrong letters.

Thanks to Bill The Sign-maker's evident inability to read my handwritten order, our house's new sign reads 'Funt Cottage'. He's refusing to re-make it, so now I've got to have all our personalised stationary, crockery and coach livery changed to match. Please do not give Bill your patronage. He's a Class 1 Pillock.

'Flint Cottage' is now named 'Funt Cottage'