Why the OG is still number 1.

I originally commented this on a post trashing Murder House but thought it could do with its own post. Also this isn’t to say MH was perfect it was far from it, the structural problems were there from the beginning but the issues of bad writing have only gotten worse over time.

Trashing the only well written, well thought out season

All the other seasons have their positives, the camp, the humour and the characters mostly, but Murder House was the only season to have a solid, linear narrative. A well plotted out season is necessary to incorporate the campiest elements with horror and still have satisfying momentum and an ending that makes sense. Murder house is the only successful season because of this.

Probably because it has more of a singular voice behind the writing and because RM and his co-writers has much more time to do it. The problem with the rest of the seasons is lack of a auteurship and frequently changing the direction of the narrative throughout the writing process. Camp is funny and enjoyable when it balances seriousness with tongue in cheek self awareness, however nearly every season the script has gone off the rails due to too much fan service and a number of other issues. Seasons take a sharp turn from a solid idea for a campy horror story, to a couple of episodes in, nervously oscillating between serious scenes completely devoid of logic and ridiculously bizarre scenes filmed because it seemed like a good idea at the time.

The only season even close to as good as MH is Asylum, Apocalypse was by far the worst.

This isn’t opinion, this is pure objective facts. Your personal taste doesn’t matter, this has nothing to do with the enjoyment you get out of the final product or your personal preference. (personally I like Coven the best in terms of rewatch value) You know I’m right.

Objective list of seasons in order the how well they were written and executed;

  1. Murder House
  2. Asylum
  3. Roanoke
  4. Cult
  5. Coven
  6. Freak show
  7. Hotel
  8. Apocalypse

TL:DR: Murder House is the Bebe Zahara Bene is the seasons.

Edit: u mad?

Posted Jun 27, 2019, 2:45 AM UTC · edited

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Impulse882•

Look, if you want to write a love post for murder house, be my guest, I’ll upvote that shit. But don’t act like it’s not subjective and people aren’t allowed to debate their opinion. Please.

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GlizzardOP•

You’re not allowed debate me in this because I’m only talking about objective facts.

Don’t comment on my post again because you didn’t understand the assignment

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Impulse882•

Oh no here comes a comment

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GlizzardOP•

Bad boy

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Impulse882•

And another, pow!

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Impulse882•

Also what was the “assignment”? It’s just a text of you being mad and (incorrectly) saying your opinions are fact

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GlizzardOP•

Lol

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GregDastaSeason 10 should be Las Vegas•

You did not give a single objective fact in this post. You said Murder House was the only one with a solid linear narrative structure which is, not only untrue, but also completely up for interpretation.

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Impulse882•

Is this a drunk post? Is OP drunk? Seriously asking.

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GregDastaSeason 10 should be Las Vegas•

"objective list of seasons based on how well written and executed"

...and you put Freakshow near the bottom? Are you high?

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TheSourLuck•

but the issues of bad writing have only gotten worse over time

This doesn't really fit into your so called objective list in the bottom. Some of the later shows are in front of some of the earlier. But yeah, sure.

Trashing the only well written, well thought out season

Really? MH has some of the most boring, standard characters in this series to date - and we use so much time on them! It's one of the most basic seasons plotwise too. MH is very vanilla, and doesn't feel as new or good as some of the others.

This isn’t opinion, this is pure objective facts.

Oh, just shut up. How pompous and arrogant can a person be? What even qualifies you to "make up the pure objective facts"?

EDIT: can an opinion (oh, sorry... fact) about art even be objective? Because clearly Roanoke wouldn't be in top 3 if this were the case.

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GregDastaSeason 10 should be Las Vegas•

Yeah Roanoke would be in the top ONE 🙂

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MCJ97Michael Langdon Did Nothing Wrong•

Oh look, a stan post. Let's all move on.

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Colsephur•

This is wrong, all wrong.

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Daigonik•

Objective, yeah right.

Murder House has a lot of tonal clash, the characters are unlikeable, the editing in the first episodes is a mess, the dialogue is often forced and cliched, the ending is rushed, the final episode is filler and really cheesy, and it has gratuitous “horror moments” that make no sense in the story.

It’s a really overrated season, every problem that people love to bitch about in later seasons is present and accounted for here. The thing is since it’s the first season we hadn’t realized it yet, and nostalgia prevents a lot of people from realizing it still.

It’s a good season, but please let’s move on and stop acting like MH is the best the show has been when Asylum is right there.

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sadnessisabless•

I see every season as completely different so I find it difficult to compare one season against another but Murder House set the tone of the show & that's why we can't forget it's impact.

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indicawestwood•

and apocalypse is bebe on as3, unnecessary and unmemorable

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DontOpenTilXmasThe Ice Cream Man•

Completely agree.

Edit. Minus your list of best to worst. Roanoke is not the second best season.

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