Roenick puts a gun to his head and makes some picks

I love Jeremy Roenick. As a Canadian, he's my favourite American personality.

Why is he bitter? They traded him like 14 years ago and have been shitty for almost exactly that long. If anyone should be bitter it should be a 12 year old Blackhawks fan living in Michigan who had to wait until he turned 26 for the hawks to be good again. I missed Roenick every time we failed to make the playoffs.

I think he sometimes says stuff that he can't back up, but networks love players that will not stick to the only cliche handbook of safe responses.

I hate how he's still bitter. Roenick, Chelios, Amonte, and Belfour were like my Hawks heroes when I was growing up as a kid. It totally sucked when he got traded away...it would've been nice if he were a Blackhawk for life. If only we had gotten rid of Dollar Bill a lot sooner...