Hypocritical replies from the day-to-day life.

• Have a nice day, officer!
• Yes honey, she's too skinny.
• Dude, gross! Only kids eats their boogers...
• Sure! Let's do that again!
• He REALLY said he didn't shower every day? Eew...
• Yeah, what kind of people watch animal porn anyway...
• I know, right ? Pedophiles are so sick...
• Don't hesitate if you need anything!
• <trollface> Anybody wants the last one? No? Sure? </trollface>

Your turn, give me your best, reddit.