Six ears ended up distributed throughout the house last night, harvested from the sink. Half ended up under my bed, the rest were impressively well-shucked on the kitchen floor. One was partially eaten, which was the only aspect of all this which at this point surprises me at all.
Posted Jul 10, 2019, 1:25 PM UTC
I am impressed that the corn got shucked. That's hysterical. I came home once to find mine on the mantle, having a Mexican standoff with my Grandma. He was pawing a Hummel threateningly while she yelled that she wasn't backing down, he was not allowed outside. After three figurines were sacrificed, she folded.
There is a secret bengal battle strategy: don't get caught, if you do get caught, destroy things that the person in your way loves until they back down.
One of my mom's cats likes corn too. Our newest girl steals stuff off the table, including food. I should test to see which foods other than meat that she might snatch.
She often poops while I'm eating. It smells so bad that I get up to clean it up, I return to the table, and she's eating my food. Food can't be left unattended or uncovered. She's such a pig!
Unfortunately, they are more than smart enough that she could be doing this on purpose.
I'm sure of it!