hookinatr•

N'believable

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That is some very excitable French commentary

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CommanderCrustaceanOP•

I’m not even French and I had a similar-sounding reaction

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DsasquatchC•

Meaning a little bit of oui came out?

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gabrielconroy•

That actually made me laugh. Perfect punning storm.

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andy_brixton•

Unbolivibol!

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SwurtrolI:finale-m:age Rights:finale-20::finale-19:•

Incroyable!

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a__dead__man•

N'croyable

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grinch_lux:finale-20: Dele•

Oh i posted that a week ago and the mods deleted it wtf

Anyway, The boy can shoot

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CommanderCrustaceanOP•

Apologies!

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Pele20Alli•

Hit it so hard the camera was shaking

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calzonius:finale-27: Moura•

WWE style

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Elmodipus•

Nah, it didn't give me a seizure.

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CommanderCrustaceanOP•

Kevin Dunn directed Ligue 1 broadcasts??

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awildjabroner•

Can't wait for him nail a screamer like this against Liverpool next season a la Vic

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briankelllly•

damn he's got some power

6
CA_spur:finale-07: Son•

Long shots of Wanyama with the dribbling of Dembele

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mickeybell3:finale-07: Son•

Is that Gary Payton in the crowd at 0:18?

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7Krakas•

I think, but it is just seems so weird and out of nowhere to see him at a football match in Paris. I had to to do a triple take on that. Really surprised not more people picked up on that.

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Really? You're surprised there's not a large crossover of Spurs supporters, who are also basketball fans, who are also old enough to know Gary Payton well enough by face to recognize him at a match in Paris, who also frequent this subreddit? lol

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7Krakas•

Well when you put it that way, yeah maybe its a bit far fetched. These new youths should still be up to date with Legends especially a shit talking legend like Payton.

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Ant72_Pagan9•

With Ndombele, Moussa, and Wanyama I smell a couple mega longshots this year at the Lane

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kwyk:finale-19: Dembélé•

Better keep those senses switched on if you're in row Z when Moussa tries one

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IntellegentIdiot•

If anything, Jeff, he's hit it too well.

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palindromepirate:finale-05: Vertonghen•

This man could change everything.

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bandofgypsies•

That's legit! Also, h/t to the crazy diving defensive clearance by the opposing player that almost surely saved a goal on the put-back.

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SuchAKnitWit•

That power! Incredibly unlucky, but damn, the crossbar started sweating!

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This is gonna be a great season.

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drog914•

that angle at 0:44 is almost incomprehensible. how does someone even contemplate saving that... it would break my arm

1
natiwhodey•

Is that Gary Payton in the crowd wearing earbuds?

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mkcjamie•

Could have killed someone jeez

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morrismajoruk•

Big dick vic breaks the net. Ya guy Tanguy breaks the bar. The start of a new chant I reckon.

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gabrielconroy•

Can we stop with this "big dick blah" stuff? I guess you don't mean it like this, but it's mildly racist. It's only ever said about black players and plays to a stereotype that people like Lukaku have spoken out against in the past. It reduces them to physicality. Again, I know "big dick Vic" is a thing and it's meant affectionately, but it's also demeaning in a way, despite what it looks like on the surface.

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mushy_friend•

I mean, I agree that Big Dick is used too much in general for players, but it's not (always) a race thing. It's used for Eric Dier too here, since a couple of Instagram posts and heck, one commenter literally has a flair saying "Eric Dier's Trouser Snake"

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SemperGumbo•

We have big dick Vic and long dong Dier. It's just how it is.

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