New to the Podcast

Hi everyone,

I'm new to the podcast and I'm catching up but it'll take some time to listen to every episode. Just looking to see if I've missed anything important based on the initial episode and the posts I've read:

-Stav is fat

-Adam is very Jewish and likely part bug and is not funny

-Dasha was Adam's fiance but she's insane and unfunny and likely banged some gay guys (props on actually pulling off the gay angle my dudes)

-Nick is funny and is the head Cum dude but is maybe not funny recently?

-Everyone is gay but some more than others (e.g. Adam)

-There is a balding guy named Tom that is unfunny and we hate him?

Did I miss anything?