Welcome cis allies!

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This is a safe space for everyone, including cis people! Please, feel free to make jokes about the trans suicide rate while you're here! I, as a minority, give you permission to appropriate the grim reality of our existence which you do not share into the form of a joke! :)))

Tbh, cis people understand trans people better than we can possibly understand ourselves, considering we're mentally ill and all, so please lend your voice and opinions on trans topics. You definitely understand the nuances of existing as a trans person and deserve to mock those nuances! Cis people need to be heard, and your voice is simply far too marginalized as it is, so feel free to use this forum as a way to make all us filthy trans hear your opinions!

Trans spaces are already so common, it's really no thing at all if we start letting cis people in. Hey, if this sub becomes infested with too many cis people, we can always start meeting up somewhere else, like in hell after we off ourselves :))) I know I'll be there soon enough anyways!

Anyways, so welcome cis allies! Feel free to call us trannys and giggle at us calling ourselves trannys and smash that upvote button. This is all for you, so feel free to take part as valid members of the trans community! Just like whites in black spaces and men in women's spaces (lol, something we know a lot about here), you are super super welcome here :D

Posted Jul 14, 2019, 11:25 AM UTC

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ntr4ctrDoesn't want to be a man, but just is one.•

As a "cis" person who LOVES watching contrapoints, let me just say "what about the mouthfeel?" lmao xD. You trannies love it when I show you that I truly understand your life experience and don't just have a vapid, superficial, pop-culture understanding of it. You guys sure do love having dicks and getting your dicks sucked and having people talk about your dicks! I call everyone "guy", by the way.

EDIT: what the fuck is a "trans man"?

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lily_of_the_ditchOPsouthern fried tranny who looks better than you•

as a proud transgurl, I can confirm that I love my dick, you are so right, please keep talking about it!!!

and yasss queeeen! contrapoints is bae and speaks for all us <3 no reason to listen to ever another loud mouthed obnoxious tranny again!

"trans man"?

that's an odd way of spelling "confused lesbian" lol

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ntr4ctrDoesn't want to be a man, but just is one.•

Contra is great because she asks us to say the pronouns, but she does a little wink-nudge thing where she admits that they're all just Rocky Horror perverts and we're calling them women because we don't want their feelings hurt. I'm perfectly okay with calling transes "she" or "her" as long as we aren't, like, pretending that it means anything.

confused lesbian

If a tran thinks he's a lesbian, then he certainly is confused :^)

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as a trans girl i can confirm that i an in a perpetual state of pure agony the likes of which cannot be envisioned by any other human because of this horrid disgusting penis attached to my womanly form. every time i venture outside all i can think about is how much i hate my awful dick and how much i just desire death because of it. i currently have a pair of scissors in my hand at the very moment because the thought of being bound to this endless-misery-creating peepee is too much for me to bear for one more second, i cant STAND it i want to DIE will someone PLEASE get this thing oFF OF ME i cant stop crying i cant stop crying i cant stop crying please help me please please please

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rata2ille•

This but unironically tho

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i tied my dick to a doorknob and slammed it shut. it ripped it right off. there is now a gaping, pulsing meat wound where it once was. i am hemorrhaging blood all over the bathroom floor. i have but mere moments left alive. finally i'm a true woman

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mszegedyLord of Infinity, Master of 111,111 Genders•

/uj Think of it as a private tissue bank for your vaginoplasty. Yeah, you'd rather have a vagina, but not even having meat to make a vagina from would be even worse.

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Just_a_Lurker2•

There, there. You're totally valid.

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throwaway1123456543Virgin to Becky•

As a "cis" person

r/egg_irl

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ntr4ctrDoesn't want to be a man, but just is one.•

Oh, I just said "cis" because that's what you trans call normal people, right?

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throwaway1123456543Virgin to Becky•

It's actually what we call people who Big Trans hasn't transed yet

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Do you hear that?

That's the sound of helicopters flying in. They're coming!!!

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ahoy_wutmother•

Attack helicopters?

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kelvin9901237•

Oh golly, I know people why identify as them! Is it time to throw gendered slurs at anyone who identifies as a helicopter?

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spoopy_elliotFTF (female to failure)•

nope! those are allowed in the military!

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Amphi66Aspiring 40%•

uj/ are there actually cis people here frequently?

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41,243 of them

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yolibobchris•

is this some sort of egg joke, that I am too confident in my identity to understand?

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it was the subscriber count, you drug-addled fetishist (that is the identity you're confident in, yes?)

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mdforbes500•

egg yoke… maybe…

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lily_of_the_ditchOPsouthern fried tranny who looks better than you•

comment I saw the other day

/uj sometimes I feel like the main reason I get along so well with so may trans people as a cis guy is suicide.. just suicide in general. Then I judt go back here and do rj

/rj 41% amirite

Uj/ uj/ uj/ I'm ok thought!

Edit : UltimateUj/ your kind of intense well though out post that is a mix between honesty and just going intense is fucjing awesome as its always on this sub. Y'all take care of yourselves though I fuvking love you all and your kind of humour is awesome

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Etherbeth•

Uj/ ...what

RJ/ can't wait to suck y'all tranny dicks in hell if this dude necks himself in time to suck mine. Unrelated note how far do I have to fall before I die?

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quantumphilispcis white straight male that want to be genocided by sjws•

Oh hey thats me hello! I hope that drunk comment wasnt too much sorry jf it was. Started as a depressed jokes then I got emotionnal

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lily_of_the_ditchOPsouthern fried tranny who looks better than you•

if you're cis, it's probably a better idea just to not comment much here. I know it's not cool to me for cis ppl to make jokes about the 41%. There are other places to make depression jokes if that's what you need to do

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quantumphilispcis white straight male that want to be genocided by sjws•

Yeah the 41% sucked sorry about that my comments are usually better than that. and I try to only make it when I feel like I have something relevant to say (this one was drunk rambling although the end was me truly concerned )

Edit: anyway, normay the responses to my comments gives me the impression that they are welcome. Really fucking sorry about the bad taste of this one.

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ikkiestmikkthis user brought to you by HSTS Gang•

We'll accept your apology in the form of a combined coming out/suicide note.

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quantumphilispcis white straight male that want to be genocided by sjws•

I always play a girl in any rpg does that count ?

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SileNce5k•

I lurk here occasionally, but I never post anything.

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3Emma5Eva•

/uj I maybe am? I don't know, still figuring that one out. I don't think I've ever commented here before though. Just been lurking for the past couple of weeks.

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PestoMachine•

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nubivaganceTrans identified future corpse•

Thanks!!! Finally, somebody is looking out for and thinking about the cis! Let me tell you, I mostly post here so cis people can come and take what I say as validation for their entirely true and justified beliefs about trannys.

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TrannyAllySteveI call everybody "tranny"!•

Finally someone understands how hard it is for cis people. Thank you for being such a good ally to allies like me!

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literally traa

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Tutwatersis, cum!•

I'm a trans ally, which means I pay lip-service to supporting trans people because I understand on a base detached level that's the moral thing to do and that I'm a bad person if I don't, but in actuality could not care whether they live or die!

/uj if I as a cis person have to be a cissy appropriator squatting on a trans sub, I'm at least going to squat on this, an actual good trans sub that doesn't make me feel like I'm drowning whenever I browse it

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adzukiiiiBinary Identified Hermaphrodite•

/uj I'm kinda curious, what's the "appeal" of places like this for people outside the target audience?

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--cheese--::sad tranny noises::•

We're fucking hilarious.

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Tutwatersis, cum!•

I don't know, sometimes an internet webzone makes me laugh

I think I share a sense of humor with a lot of posters here even if I don't share the transness

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ikkiestmikkthis user brought to you by HSTS Gang•

Same reason white people find black comedians funny: because they're funny

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FaliusAren•

/uj Trans jokes are funny to anyone who's at least remotely aware of trans issues. You can laugh at a gay comedian talking about straight men being uncomfortable around him even if you're not gay yourself.

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rom_rios•

/uj ...empathy, maybe? I also don't know

(Asa Cisman)

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Lifelover--•

/uj does traa make you feel like you are drowning? Why tho?

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Cogito1212Cis male ally•

uj/ Oh that’s unfortunate, I was going to make a parody post asking if it was gay to date a trans girl. We’ve been dating for some time now and actually had to tell her about transamory because she thought she’d have to end up with a bi or a gay guy( big yikes), and was skeptical if I really was just straight. Had to explain to her that she doesn’t have to be limited to bi guys. I guess it’s because she doesn’t think she’s attractive enough, but really she’s a cute awkward mess. You’d think she would be more knowledgeable about gender and sexuality after transitioning in her teens and about to be in her mid 20s. Thought the post would ironically be fitting for a cis male to ask when even his trans gf would question his sexuality.

Though I can see why we’re not allowed to make posts, we don’t have the same struggles so it would kind of be crude to poke fun at it.

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averydirtytawcis male irl - should die•

Uh...hi? Now that I've been welcomed, it's all awkward. I was just getting used to my status as "barely tolerable intruder", and now that I'm welcome, it's all ruined.

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MintyCMSle trolface•

/uj I fucking hate the 40% joke, like yeah, Oh, 40% of trans people commit suicide? no shit, probably because you're an asshat to trans people and scum like you push them to suicide.

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Psycho_PikachuI wanted to fuck Bowser before he became Bowsette too fwiw•

I'm here to be your savior, knight, and protector, and also to make fun of you. Like a protective jerk big brother.

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a_depressed_mess•

/uj as a genuine cis trans ally this fuckin hurt

/rj boy oh boy time to criticize a group because i don’t understand them

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motherofdick•

uj/ it took me a whole ass 3 days to realize this isnt the best sub to become more familiar w trans issues. Opp, best of luck yall

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KaiserArrowfield•

/uj

As a cis, reading this was legitimately depressing. Not because I have a victim complex or anything like that, just because what you're describing is pretty fucking disgusting. People calling themselves "allies" who make suicide rate jokes? The ides of someone who claims to be pro trans rights doing that makes me want to commit suicide.

Sorry if this was weird and virtue signal-y. Tbh I'm not sure whether I should even comment, I just wanted to lurk tbh, but, well, the idea that this is actually a thing that actually happens kind of made me die inside a bit.

I'm not gonna say something trite like "we're not all like that", I just... well, I don't know. I'm sorry, I guess. I'm legitimately sorry there are people out that who claim to want to help, then go and do... that shit.

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I feel you :(

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i love cis people so much

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this is such a beautiful shitpost it brought a tear to my eye.

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singulartrny•

including cis people!

especially cis people!

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WatersheddingTears•

Hey y'all! Recently out 17 year old transgirl from Wichita (yes, Kansas). Just out of curiosity, what does the community think of Blaire White?

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lily_of_the_ditchOPsouthern fried tranny who looks better than you•

Just to check, you know that this is a satire sub, right? Just wasn't sure from your comment. If you want the non satirical answer, it's that she's a divisive figure and you're better off not mentioning her bc you'll get a lot of impassioned responses, from mostly her haters lol.

Also, I'm likely moving to Lawrence next year, any advice? :) I've never dealt with the cold lmao

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WatersheddingTears•

Oh haha gotcha! I'm mostly a twitter user tbh I haven't fully gotten a grasp on the complexities of reddit yet lol. I LOVE LAWRENCE!! It's probs the best, most progressive city in the state of Kansas by far. Are you going to KU? My advice is to def have a wide diversity of clothing lmao because for instance today is jacket and pants weather whereas yesterday you'd be sweating bullets. You should 100% feel good about going to lawrence though the lgbt+ scene there is vibrant as hell

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lily_of_the_ditchOPsouthern fried tranny who looks better than you•

That's really reassuring to hear! It's my fiancee's top pick for grad school and it's looking like that's where we're gonna be next year. I'll be looking for teaching jobs in the area! I guess it'll be a good excuse to expand my wardrobe anyways :)

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KatZapYT•

Had me in the first half not gonna lie

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sonofspamm•

I have no idea what is going on anymore.

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