I'm applying for funding for a Javascript implementation of Tezos - We can't fall behind the times!

FACT: JavaScript is the most used computer language on the planet
FACT: New programmers find it very easy to get started with JavaScript
FACT: This project is the only thing difficult enough to get right, that it would justify all the money the foundation has left.
FACT: In a Zombie apocalypse it's easier to just give up and join the undead!
FACT: Bears eat beets! Beets, bears, Battlestar galactica!

This is all, I expect the money to be delivered at my farm no later than Monday of next week!