What bugs me about the homeless cats

All you homeless cats keep mimicking Schaubs speech impediment in the comments all the time, and it feels like gatekeeping, so I keep finding myself wanting to comment but these wild pf Chang cats keep making the same jokes in the exact same style day after day, I dislike Schaumburg I like the community.

But the fact that you people keep copying the same shitty comedy from an admittedly failed comic puts me off, why copy someone so shitty especially for so long even ironically which it is, it's too much, I wish we homeless cats had our own humor and didn't have to rely on a retard blurting words for inspiration, it's super tiring.

Posted Jul 25, 2019, 11:20 AM UTC

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closrules1•

Lose my number b.

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quaintpants•

you jus dont know cawlmedy b

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hugehogoso•

I dunno b, these are some akward angles yo'r coming up with..

If y're the best brains for the arts show us how its done.

Until then Y' yyyy fifty!

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BasedCeeKayOP•

I'll figure something out, I can't do text jokes very well I'll try soon enough.

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Bogus_Badger•

Come back when you have your own 2.8 percent rated speshial.

Do you even work shifts at Chang's, B?

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BasedCeeKayOP•

This is hilarious hahahaha I'll do the dishes, B!

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Sgt_America•

Nah, we dun need someone with no wurk ethnic, b. Howl bout you kid rocks, nerd.

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mraddit•

Yeah, beeet it nerd. Gawt any more bran busters

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PloshadCheeto Fingers•

We talmbout self reflection B?

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Big facts. But how good is the cawlmedy store, b?

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BasedCeeKayOP•

Must be really fucking shitty, I heard they passed Schwaboni.

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Nah, b. Scaramuci will never get passed at the store.

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OptimusSpud•

We talmbout our mate e re all B? Orangal continent B. Sure thing.

taps legs with mic

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maddogcyborg•

Lol

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Decdub1•

It’s not a speech impediment, he’s too lazy to read words or names and try to pronounce them properly. In short, he’s a lazy fat cunt.

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BasedCeeKayOP•

You reckon someone can be lazy with their words with an athlete's work ethic ??? I don't think so B.

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browsingfromcuck•

Its tuff, B.

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ScubaSchuab•

Time for some new material boys

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BasedCeeKayOP•

I mean it's not hard to find bits in his character he's quite literally getting cucked by his own son, who wears shitty clothes is fat and has a deformed ugly face with a beard he can't grow out, might wanna do an ass hair transplant imo he's open to plastic surgery after all.

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RCAF_orwhatever•

Is this your "material" b?

Cause it's not a drawl.

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BasedCeeKayOP•

Isn't even an attempt at a joke actually, just pointing out potential bits

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RCAF_orwhatever•

So you're mad because the stuff that amuses the rest of this sub doesn't amuse you? And you want the entire sub to change their jokes to your preferred style and content?

Do we look like clowns to you, my mans?

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browsingfromcuck•

Its tuff, B.

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OptimusSpud•

We talmbout our mate e re all B? Orangal continent B. Sure thing.

taps legs with mic

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Spoonman007•

Man, bs is like the worst kind of what he is. He mumbles and can't pronounce names of people, states, countries and simple words. He fucks up phrases and misquotes shows, movies and videos he hasnt even seen as if HE was the one who made them and YOU are the asshole for not knowing about it. He interrupts and talks over people. He's fickle in his opinion depending on who he talking to and and only listens to the feedback of his close friends because everyone else is a hater. I forget where I was going with this...... give me a minute.

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OptimusSpud•

We talmbout our mate e re all B? Orangal continent B. Sure thing.

taps legs with mic

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UseBrinkWithDown•

you just don't wannit bad enough b

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browsingfromcuck•

Its tuff, B.

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janky_cat•

Its tuff B

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Hey OP, do ya gotta suck ALLLLLLLL the dicks????

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