You are given 1,000,000 $ by the government to protect area 51. What do you do?
Posted Jul 27, 2019, 7:59 PM UTC
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Punch the one person that shows up
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I would take the money, then disappear in my UFO.
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Give everyone a dollar if they go away
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Man, you'd end up with over $999,000 left over
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More for me
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Take out the alien stuff, and just open the gates.
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Build a detailed UFO and put it in front of Area 51.
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Secretly open the doors for everyone.
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Build a fake building and hide everything in another bunker. They raid the fake one and everything is safe
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Umm fukk that. It take all that money to protect. You'd come out with nothing.
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change the sign on the main entrance to "area 52"
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Run to where they won't extradite me back cause I got a million dollars and I'm gonna be a king in whatever 3rd world country I wind up in.
Sukkas!
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Tell them to give me all their money, then run to let the people get themselves killed in the stupid raid
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Just ask google to "move" it in google maps...
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“If you raid Area 51 you’re gay”
CIA- “you’re hired”
That makes us Gays™ extra strong.
If YOU raid it you turn straight
Only until we find pink kryptonite there 😜
Have fun dealing with the MG’s now that the gamer army isn’t with you
But if I say "no homo" that makes it cool, right?
Nope
A simple spell but quite unbreakable