Hi, my name is J.T., I'm an alcoholic and an addict. I'm also a TV writer, which by default makes me a douchebag.

Heh Heh, see what he said, he called himself a douchebag.

Posted Jul 28, 2019, 7:30 AM UTC

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bwqd•

I’m Mitch Mcdermott. Born and raised in hartsdale, but please, don't hold that against me.

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75markOP•

*audience chuckles politely

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BigSportzfan•

Chick Brauer, Porsche Audi nods for 4 seconds

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optimistiks_•

Don't forget scumbag

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BenjaminCardozo54•

He’s taking advice from a two-time loser

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legionarykoala•

Woah woah woah. Guys we said non-judgmental

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confused_coyote•

Chris is 100% sincere There’s no chemical solution to a spiritual problem. JT looks back incredulously

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ReasonablyAssured•

My name’s Clarence

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mikeymike716•

Chris Macaveety

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BP-47•

An entire room full of writers, and you did nothing!

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tuskvarner•

Little Paulie really needs to sit down with some popcorn and watch Pulp Fiction. I think he’d enjoy it.

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Hoju64•

He's got to watch TV to figure out the world?

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[deleted]•

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I'd nerd out about Wings with him.

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TCook903•

wHerE dO yOu GeT tHe RigHT?

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adolphusjensen•

Best of all I had all the flake I needed to churn out that snappy dialog for Corbin Berntsen....

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buddycheesus•

Chris, you're in the Mafia."

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WhiteGhosts•

Bang

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Needyouradvice93•

David Chase doesn't like therapists or TV writers.

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akarim5847•

TJ Hooker

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loylecapo•

I've told you, repeatedly, I do not want to hear this shit.

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Leading_Lock•

Imagine that? He called himself a douchebag.

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