So if I get drunk off of Keystone Light...
does that prove that homeopathy works in the case of alcohol?
Posted Jun 25, 2010, 4:40 AM UTC
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Don't feel so bad. A 30 pack is like what, under 20 bucks? I drink Keystone as well.
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....it means you are probably unemployed like me.
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While I was unemployed I drank a lot of Icehouse and Steel Reserve. I do not regret drinking Icehouse, but I will never drink Steel Reserve again.
Something worth mentioning; I have Keystone Ice waiting for me at home. I'll drink 3 or 4 of them so I can fall asleep. Then of course I'll wake up and continue to drink because it's Friday.(I work night shift, so I'll be waking up Friday afternoon)
Does anyone else drink stuff like Keystone Ice to get hammered, but switch it up to a Guinness or Fat Tire when they actually want to enjoy the taste?
I f***ing love beer!
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Oh sure, I have done that many times. Usually start off with a nicer beer and then go with keystone or icehouse to go from buzz to drunk.
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Plus, its much harder to shotgun a glass bottle beer.
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Oh god, Steel Reserve. Like drinking metal shavings. But if memory serves me right it has a slightly higher alcohol content than St.Ides which was my drink of choice throughout high school.
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Somewhere around 8%.
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I just googled it and it turns out I was wrong. Steel Reserve is 8.1% while St.Ides is 8.2%. In my defense i have large gaps in my memory from that period of time.
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...or just a broke college student.
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I heard somewhere that keystone has more alchohol than other light beers, but this chart seems to indicate that it's about even with bud or miller: http://www.realbeer.com/edu/health/calories.php
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That's because a decent number of folk buy Keystone Ice for the 5.9% alcohol content.
Where I'm from Keystone is the most often mocked; I actually don't drink all that much of it.
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Keystone Light is the only "crap" beer I hate to drink... Natty Light, Miller High Life, PBR, and anything "ICE", I'm generally ok with when the goal of the night is mass consumption... But Keystone Light has to be the worst they could do in terms of texture and flavor of a light beer.
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It's the same fucking amount of alcohol as the other American light beers. I hate when people do this...
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You start drinking Chimay blue pints like they were Miller Lites and we'll talk, yar
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OMG, the greatest beer in the world, Grande Reserve, bitches!
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It means you drink shitty beer. end of story
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Zing!
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I drink Keystone by choice. I don't mind the taste and I definitely don't mind the price, but the real reason is if I'm at a party where there are multiple different kinds of beer, no one's going to bum a beer from me :D
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Why would someone bum a beer if there are multiple different kinds of new ones to choose from???
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Fat Tire, or none at all. Thanks.
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...What?
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I'm guessing that's a type of beer.
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http://brewvana.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/dsc00619.jpg
If you haven't had it, you must. It's flavorful and very refreshing, however I do recommend drinking it quicker than other beers, mainly due to if it gets slightly warm it is pungent. It's a little more pricey than regular 6 packs. It's about 7 something up here, but it's worth a drink or so.
Moose Drool, is also another good one. http://www.rileyswinesoftheworld.com/beer/big_sky_moose_drool.jpg
If you try either, let me know what you think! I have found very few people that have tried it, but the ones that have, love it! It's not a beer you go get drunk off of, it's a sit down beer, casual drinking, social. Whatever you call it.
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Hmmm. I'll definitely give them a try if I see them around. I think I've seen Moose Drool somewhere, so I'll keep my eyes open for it.
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I'm trying to get this.
keystone light is basically water. if you get drunk off "water," then that would be homeopathy...
Sorry jokeexplainer, didn't mean to steal your thunder.
Hey, how is Keystone Light like sex in a canoe?
They're both fucking close to water.
You stole this from Beer Wars. Shame on you.
Aaaaah. I see now. Never tried the stuff. I'm more of a Heineken dark drinker.
you are not missing out. Heineken amber is pretty good too.
Wish I could still find Lowenbrau.