[UrinatingTree] How To Destroy A Career 101: Starring Martavis Bryant
Posted Jul 31, 2019, 10:22 PM UTC
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Talk about a wasted career.
Jesus, this dude just couldn’t stay off the weeeeeeeedduh
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Am I martavis bryant?
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On this day, we all are.
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On top of the weeeeeeeeduhhhh, he was also just a dick
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Martavis is an idiot, but it's also fucking astounding how weed is still considered a schedule 1 narcotic, yet alone a banned substance by the NFL. Although I'm sure they play hand in hand
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All the dude has to do was not smoke for one whole month of the year.
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Yeah it’s called the pharma lobby. Their money into the government is the #1 reason why marijuana is still where it’s at.
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For sure. I mean listen I don't want to get into politics, but a lot of the issues that dominate the news pale in comparison to the opioid crises. It's insane
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This content is so, so bad.
The baked in advertisement is 35% of the entire video runtime. Once you get past the ad, the actual content is just common knowledge delivered via wacky voices and lazy repeated soundbytes.
Can anyone who upvoted this tell me what the appeal is here?
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This isn’t one of his good videos.
I like most of his other content though.
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I feel like it’s forgotten that Jon Gruden sent the Steelers a third for this guy
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Robbery
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I understand environment plays a part, but most of my family and I come from that same environment while maintaining our responsibilities. You start to wonder if it's something drastic, or just immaturity.
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Rich kids can have no self control either: Johnny Manziel.
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Hes the perfect example for that scenario but I cant say that from experience. Grew up on cheese and mustard sandwiches and Donald Duck juice lol
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straight dumbass
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Even when he was on the field last year his play was underwhelming.
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Still cant believe we got a 3rd for him.
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His career summed up perfectly in that one sound bite: SmOkE wEeD EvErYdAy!
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The ad is longer than the content
And the content adds nothing new besides reading headlines in an annoying, rehashed, voice.
Don't mean to hate too much and I know there are people who like him, but I find him far more grating than anything else.
Yeah first time viewer, it was wack.
He has a lot of videos I enjoy
This was not one of them