u/ravnag retires the sub!
np.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/cl3t0x/dont_tur...Posted Aug 2, 2019, 4:44 PM UTC
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That was my best risky click of the day. Thanks, u/2Koru
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The pleasure is all here!
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L. O. L. at “risky” 😂
I click any link because I don’t really care what comes up, nothing bothers me or scares me (especially on a screen) 😬 Guess I’m just not a p*ssy 🤭
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Ok
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Doin your mom doin doin your mom
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Was this supposed to be to the tune of Breaking the Law by Judas Priest? Because that's how I heard it in my head.
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Same
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Reminded me of back when ray William Johnson was making music
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Never thought of it like that but now that’s all I’ll think of
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Cha cha real smooth
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WHY THE HECK DID I LAUGH AT THIS????
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Brooooo LOL dawg 🐶 dood 😎 this shit is LIT 🔥🔥 u are LITERALLY a certified badass 🤣 nothing scares you OR bothers you 🤩 wish I could be more like you 😅 for real tho 🙏🏼 u r SICK af bro 🤙🏼 in a good way 🙌 totally not a pussy 🐱
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Excuse me, this is the internet. Please use your manners. Even a certified badass knows it's p*ssy.
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This was hard to read.
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You can say pussy on the internet. It's okay, assuming your mom took the child controls off because you got your first pube. Have fun at your first day of school!
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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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Where did i read this before?
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It's a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure meme, and a fairly common copypasta. Coulda been anywhere.
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Fuck outta here kid
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It takes two seconds to look at this guys account and see that he's a troll and he's not being serious, you guys need to take a deep breath and relax
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Or you could instantly recognize it from the comment itself.
Or, even better, you could just not be a reactionary who becomes outraged over a silly-ass joke.
Reddit is fucking embarrassing.
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Yeah what a hilarious joke that wasn’t annoying to read at all, I wonder why people didn’t like it. After all, everything’s okay as long as they’re “just kidding” right?
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I think it's too much to expect these summer redditors from FB and IG to recognize a troll
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Caution: pizza wheel.
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Obvious troll is obvious.
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fat bruh
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Looking at u/Extra_Crotch’s history makes me think he really wants to fuck a pit bull lol
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Looking at u/Extra_Crotch’s post history makes me think this guy really wants to fuck a pit bull
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Nothing bothers him but he’s scared to say pussy on the internet. News flash: cunt piss mcfuckington would request the honor of your presence at his annual soirée of assholes and coinpurses where the shiniest of bleached buttholes are on display with a smaller collection of ballsacks and taints. Please bring your own snacks.
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Seems like your pussy insecurities got the best of the image of yourself you tried to sell us.
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I feel so dirty bacause I saw this. Oh Lord please forgive me, I didn't know what it was
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Lord gives a knowing wink back
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Lol the bible is 100x more savage than this
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Fetch me my whip and I'll show you a re-enactment of a few chapters.
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What was it???? It got deleted
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Search for ravnag..... Then say three hail marys. Followed by a shower and r/eyebleach
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I can’t find it :(
Jk I did
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If you have a Samsung, you can search page from the menu tab in the top right corner and type "rav"
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JESUS FUCK EDIT: I didn’t mean it to be literal
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I’m done.
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I don't think you want to know, and I don't want to remember it
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Here it is: https://m.imgur.com/gallery/y5RFQji (NSFW)
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https://imgur.com/y5RFQji <- this one i think
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What in the fuck wuck
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Ty yeah I was viewing that image and copied the link but I guess I got the wrong one or there was a glitch.
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This is exactly how I feel, and I’m not even religious !
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It's been deleted, what did it say?
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Had to look it up, it's a pic of the Romans fucking Jesus on the cross... Literally lol
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For old times sake nsfw!
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Wow this is nowhere near as bad as everyone made it seem. Lol
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It's pretty rapey
But it's guy rape so I guess that means it's funny ;)
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Yeah I was a little disappointed I took the time to find it.
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This is nothing compared to /b/ in the late 2000s. Kids so soft these days smdh
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I’m saving that pic to add to my offensive folder. Thanks for the retrieval!
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Damn it I wasn't gonna fap today.
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Hey at least now you've achieved something worthy to tell your parents about!
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Lame, they could have at least waited and went for the spear wound.
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What makes you so sure they didn’t?
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Damn thats kinky
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Finally, some good fucking fuck
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Oh
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It got removed by a mod, probably because the sub was praising it into high heaven
u/ravnag still the hero of the post!
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And I even got silvered for it...
Just google "jesus nailed on the cross"
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Removed before I got to see it
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Anyone care to tell me what the image is? The responses all seem pretty unanimous that I dont want to see it while eating
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Jesus Christ gets fucked.
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Literally, not figuratively.
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No, I thought he had a pretty good figure.
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He does, doesn't he? Abs, muscles- all the good stuff. No wonder so many followed him.
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Thank you now I’m not seeing it
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It isn't really that explicit. Like, it's definitely a jesus christ, but not something that will traumatize you
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Speak for yourself, now if you excuse me I’m gonna be at r/eyebleach for the next 72 hours
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It’s just a fake painting it’s not really that bad
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His dick and balls are the holy trinity and puckered little asshole is my temple
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Jesus getting nailed on the cross.
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English is fun.
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A Roman is thrusting a spear inside Jesus, but the fleshy kind
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It's shockingly tame unless you're some kind of raging homophobe.
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It's disconcertingly tame. I would show it to a child, probably on the last page of a book about dinosaurs
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Just a dude getting his pants blown off.
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Fucking hell. That was disturbing.
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What is with all these overblown comments? Yall over here acting like you've never seen a little heresy before.
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now that’s a religion i’m willing to join
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You could make a religion out of this.
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No don’t!
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Fitting username 👌
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I thought that was going to be much much worse
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Yea seriously. Lol like thats it? Ive seen worse in thumbnails on pornhub's front page. Maybe immune to it all now.
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I don’t know what I expected...
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I fucking love it. Kind of hot
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Brave
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I feel famous ❤️
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Mirror source sauce
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Jesus fucking Christ is the most homoerotic phrase ever when you think about it.
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That's what I thought this was, but apparently not.
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Found the image in the thread. Lmao, y’all are pussies.
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At least the post fits this sub...
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What...what did the comment say?
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Ahem https://i.imgur.com/y5RFQji.jpg
But it did not say nsfw!
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Jesuuuus Christ what the hell?
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Gues that was my mistake, whoops
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Nice work OP! This is the best /jcr post I've seen in a long time!
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It was the appropriate thing to do!
Dunno why you got downvoted :P
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I think you meant to post this in r/fuckingJesusChrist
I think I meant to leave reddit for today XD
r/subsifellfor
Nobody fucks with the Jesus
r/beetlejuicing
Awww, it's not real!
...yet
At least we got google images.
time to make it real