I've waited my entire life for this day

I've waited my entire life for this day

Posted Aug 5, 2019, 12:43 AM UTC

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ryuks_apple•

"Hi horny, im daddy"

Blew your chance mate smh

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Raineko•

If he gets a message like this he is probably following rule 1 and/or 2.

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expectdelays•

It's likely a bot

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RareChernobylOP•

I did get it But I told her to begone thot

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midou35000•

Begone thot? Hmmm, what are you doing in Tinder then..

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RareChernobylOP•

Spreading the word of our lord

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Mrs_De_Bricassart•

I can't stop laughing!!!! Like, tears steaming, dude

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RareChernobylOP•

Even if this is sarcasm I’m happy that it’s your first comment

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Mrs_De_Bricassart•

No seriously, I find this hilarious yet horrifying!!! This little gem is just what i needed to lift my spirits, my life sux right now. I just finally made an account because I wanted to show my appreciation for good Reddit gifts like this ☺ (and by gifts I am so new to reddit that I only meant it was a nice funny thing that made my day. ... Sorry to offend anyone)

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lepidopterophobiac•

oh my god it’s a normie

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plaid-knight•

You can tell because they said their life sucks right now

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Mrs_De_Bricassart•

Yeah, and u may NOT be...But I'll pray for you anyway

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zurgalzur•

Why does he have upvotes hello? He used a emoji?? I want the Soviet Union right fucking now

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LLShady•

We want the Soviet Union comrade

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njr4t•

you are not alone mate

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N4meless24•

Hi Dad, I'm commenting.

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ElJamoquio•

Hi commenting, I'm replying.

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Squidly_tish•

Hi replying, im upvoting.

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Untold_Legend1234•

Hi upvoting, Im rewarding 🏅

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S_U_G_G_S•

Hi rewarding, no you're not.

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pd_baba•

Hi rewarding , I'm procrastinating

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ess840•

Lol should've added 'but you can call me daddy' if you looking to bang

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vvasilisa•

Outstanding move, my friend

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13thhunt•

Hi dad I'm gay.

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Ace_Silverduke•

You've peaked, my friend!

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papasmurrff2222•

Ah, victory

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winclaw•

You have the high ground

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Eduardo-Felix•

Dude what if that dad is into it? Oh shit😱 What if the fuckin dad is into it?? This could be a crime waiting to happen. What if the dad is a secrete gay. Probably his one chance to declare love for another man. Oh shit what if this goes deeper then a post on Reddit? I’m out of here!!

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riceloord•

😂😂😂

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