A female coworker once said that I remind her of Samwise Gamgee from Lord of the Rings. To this day, I still take this as an insult.

And any normie who says that she was hitting on me is lying and is a virtue signaling piece of shit. Sam is an unattractive, beta as fuck looking character. He ain't getting any girl's panties wet. Not like a the Chad Legolas.

Or I could be the world's biggest dumbass and blew a golden opportunity, but I doubt it. I wasn't close with this girl (though we talked on occasion and she was nice) and I have never had a girl who was into me. Even the biggest of autists could see if a girl likes him, because she will make it fucking obvious when she's into a Chad.

It's actually kinda worse when you realize that Sam's actor also played the fat, beta cuck boyfriend to Joyce Byers, a single mom, in Stranger Things. Granted, that relationship was bluepilled to hell as Joyce seemed to truly like this dude and was clearly attracted to him, but still.

Fuck.