Story: It was another round on [REDACTED] Station. The Last rounds medbay was so incompetent that they didn't even hook oxygen up to the cryo machine before shoving people into it.
So we started our own medbay religion worshipping the magic healing tubes, which the admins then upsprited and proceeded to either make people going in scarily huge or tiny.
Eventually security got mad after an incident where a congregant sacrificed himself to the tube and was revived as a cat and Chad Chadson, our antagonist/protagonist for this event decided to laser the cryo pod. We proceeded to beat him to death, shove him in the cryo tube, and then it healed him, proving our faith.
This resulted in a series of arrests, fights, and outright rioting on the station that ultimately culminated in the priest-doctor being delimbed and shoved into the cryo tube to die.
Chad later went on to attempt to assume direct power over the cryo tube, achieve ultimate manlet status, and then get admin gibbed because at that point he just started outright griefing.
Story: It was another round on [REDACTED] Station. The Last rounds medbay was so incompetent that they didn't even hook oxygen up to the cryo machine before shoving people into it.
So we started our own medbay religion worshipping the magic healing tubes, which the admins then upsprited and proceeded to either make people going in scarily huge or tiny.
Eventually security got mad after an incident where a congregant sacrificed himself to the tube and was revived as a cat and Chad Chadson, our antagonist/protagonist for this event decided to laser the cryo pod. We proceeded to beat him to death, shove him in the cryo tube, and then it healed him, proving our faith.
This resulted in a series of arrests, fights, and outright rioting on the station that ultimately culminated in the priest-doctor being delimbed and shoved into the cryo tube to die.
Chad later went on to attempt to assume direct power over the cryo tube, achieve ultimate manlet status, and then get admin gibbed because at that point he just started outright griefing.
Seems legit. All hail the tubes.
Best part was our cryo mix was holy water and space cola. They also lacked any piping whatsoever.