Neighbor's cat shits in the same spot in my yard every day for the past week.

This little asshole has been laying a big fat smelly turd in my front yard every day for the past couple of days, right next to my mailbox. So I get a nice whiff of catshit in the morning which, by the way, smells way worse than dog shit. I have a dog so I know. I've essentially banned cats from my backyard with the help of my dog and this little device that gives of high pitched noises when the cat walks by at night.

So now the little asshole has found a new place to shit, making me have to buy a second device. I've since paid over 80 dollars to keep the neighbor's cat away. But of course they deny it's their cat although I've seen it with my own eyes a couple of times. Meanwhile I pay 60 dollars a year for dog tax in my town and have to scoop up after it like a normal person would or I'll get fined, while my neighbor's cat can just freely shit wherever it wants whenever it feels like. Fuck cats and fuck their ignorant owners.

Posted Aug 8, 2019, 8:06 AM UTC

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