Future of /u/CommonMispellingBot

Hi there,

I would like to take a moment to talk about the future of u/CommonMisspellingBot.

As many of you may have guessed, this unfortunate bot was abandoned by its creator. But that's not the case anymore. As of yesterday, I've turned it off.

When I look through private messages and replies, there is a lot of hate, but also a lot of positivity. That's why I'm hosting a poll which will decide whether this bot should live.

https://www.strawpoll.me/18503053

If enough people want CommonMisspellingBot to live, it will be rewritten with your suggestions in mind. A "ignore me" option is definitely going to get in. Perhaps switching to DMs is a good idea. What do you think?

I hope you understand that I would like to remain anonymous.

Posted Aug 19, 2019, 8:43 AM UTC

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ThePinesTree•

It's ok CMB Dev. It's not your fault. People don't like being wrong.

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2daMooon•

belive is actually spelled believe. You can remember it by i before e.

recieve is actually spelled receive. You can remember it by e before i.

Actually it is the opposite problem. People don't like the shitty "advice" the bot gives for remembering things.

How is the above useful? The handy tip for remembering contradicts itself! All of the tips are equally as useless.

Good Riddance.

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DragonSlasher07•

Learn how to spell m8. There’s a thing called autocorrect

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ThePinesTree•

I agree that the advice is garbage, but you could also remember how words are spelt

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golde62•

? It’s a bot for common misspellings.

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ThePinesTree•

Yeah

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Dirty_Socks•

This bot has severely overstayed its welcome. I don't often see it anymore only because it has been banned in so many places that I normally visit, but every time I do see it I roll my eyes.

I will not argue that some people find it helpful. However the amount of comment spam it creates is excessive, and I'm not just talking about the other bots that auto reply to it. It's a solid 2 paragraph spiel every time someone minorly misspells something.

But was that minor misspelling worth adding a 2 paragraph block for every single person who goes by? I have excellent spelling abilities and yet am never bothered by people using the language a little differently. I still understand what people mean when they write.

Furthermore, as u/BooCMB states, most of the hints are so useless as to be condescending. They often devolve into "remember how the word is spelled" which is so pointless.

If you really want to change the legacy of hate that this bot has managed to accrue, you need to do two things in my mind:

  1. Reduce comment spam

  2. increase the utility of its hints

One way to reduce comment spam is moving to DMs. I think that would alleviate a lot of the annoyance that people feel. After all, this bot causes people (including causal readers) to be taken on a pedantic spelling lesson, whether they want to or not.

If you are going to keep its posts public, then I would say you need to make the comment less abrasive. Yes, it's written very politely. However after reading the same message 20 times the obsequiousness becomes incredibly grating. It feels nothing other than fake.

With regard to the utility of the hints: there are some good ones, and the rest are worse than useless. It's better not to give a hint, in my mind, than to give one that wastes space and doesn't help anyone. To this end, I would say that if the bot is going to still comment publicly, do not reply to a misspelling if you do not have a great hint.

If a hint is really good, it can actually benefit a common reader who already knows how to spell the word. Which would decrease how much this counts as comment spam.

In conclusion: should the bot die? In its current form, god yes. With some strong changes? It could be given new life.

But if you're going to abandon it again, by god please don't leave it on. You have caused serious amounts of frustration and annoyance to the Reddit community as a whole.

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bxss102•

Spell*

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77eagles77floyd77•

What is a ban? On the internet, a block is a technical measure intended to restrict access to information or resources. A blocked user may have certain privileges revoked, such as the ability to publish content or communicate with other users, or they may be completely unable to access the service in question. Blocks can apply to individual user accounts or ranges of IP addresses. In most cases, individual services and websites set their own blocking policies, and a block issued by one will not apply on any others

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Dirty_Socks•

This may be more pedantic than CMB itself.

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77eagles77floyd77•

no u

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thestickystickman•

Turn it off. Prescriptivism and pedantry help no one.

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Flownyte•

How is it tied right now? Kill this bot, be done with this farce. People who care about their spelling have spell check.

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thedude_imbibes•

Maybe having the poll linked from here is biased towards people who like the bot?

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GeorgeW_smith•

No, never.

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wesjc22•

God please kill it

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[deleted]•

[deleted]

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gellis12•

Racist? How the hell can spelling be racist? Saying that someone is bad at spelling because of their race seems pretty damn racist to me.

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MKchickwit•

Because they often ignore dialects of English which are totally valid in their own right.

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gellis12•

Not according to the dictionary. Also, a dialect is spoken, not written.

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thedude_imbibes•

Plus it's just painfully repetitive to see the bot say the same thing, over and over and over on every post, everywhere.

Not that it matters, OP has only posted the poll here and on r/botsrights so clearly they have a specific outcome in mind.

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a-r-i-s-e-n•

Oh my god shut up snowflake.

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[deleted]•

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Clintyn•

Imagine getting mad over a paragraph or two when there’s no real problem with it. It’s not like the internet is running out of space. How about the human race comes together to fight for climate change legislation, gun control, and solar power, instead of a bot on the internet?

Oh and screw booCMB. There’s a reason boobooCMB (or whatever it’s called) exists too.

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xeyrio•

nuclear power is better than solar power, guns are a needed thing and climate change is overblown

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Clintyn•

Damn you really “owned the libs” replying to this 47 day old comment. Nice 👍🏻

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xeyrio•

cry more

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Clintyn•

I just downvoted your comment.

FAQ

What does this mean?

The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

  • Rudeness towards other Redditors,
  • Spreading incorrect information,
  • Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

Am I banned from the Reddit?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to Reddit PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.

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throwloe•

Imagine crying over a bot because it corrected your spelling online. Just ignore it ya wankers.

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2daMooon•

belive is actually spelled believe. You can remember it by i before e.

recieve is actually spelled receive. You can remember it by e before i.

Good Riddance.

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ElConvict•

It's spamming subreddits so much that it has been banned in a majority of them. Let it die.

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madd74•

People can talk about clutter and the like, but we could say the same for many of the actual Reddit users.

So with that note, I would say, make sure the hints are actually hints, and give people the ability to "remember how to ignore something." It's amazing how much people forget they can ignore/hide a thing, and if you let this bot live, then you should make it easy for people to know they can block it.

Want to never see this bot again? Click here

Then send a PM to the user (with some instructions) that explain how to ignore it. You won't even need RES installed to do so. I know a lot of people think it is stupid and hate it, but honestly, if there are at least a handful of people that end up finding it useful, then keep it around.

I would add, having a function that scans the modlist and will take a !remove would be great for mods also. Sometimes, they are on mobile, and doing mod work on mobile is a pain. My ability to see it in my sub, click on a remove or type !remove (or similar) would make life easier on the mods.

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VancouverRedoubt•

but we could say the same for many of the actual Reddit users.

fucking hear hear - Reddit would legit be better without 50% of these users. Users like me!

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madd74•

Actually if any user should leave it's this one...

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Lycanthrope_Lvr_2•

What did I do? And also how the fuck did I wind up here? I've never clicked a link and had it be my profile before.... O.o

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madd74•
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the_ocalhoun•

Keep this bot and make him more rude!

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molrobocop•

"AKSHULY, THIS IS HOW YOU SPELL OCCASIONALLY."

It's irritating as fuck.

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VancouverRedoubt•

Boohoo.

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3_50•

I don't understand the hate. The terrible hints have a comedic, sarcastic tone that I quite enjoy.

I noticed in a thread that it had replied to several times, each being ~3 minutes old, that all its comments were at -19. Someone was auto-downvoting the bot. Ignore the karma, and ignore the haters - pricks getting defensive because their ego can't take being corrected.

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SlutBuster•

Kill this, please. No one needs a bot to pop in with "ACTUALLY, it's spelled 'rehearsal'."

Firefox and Chrome both have spell-checking features. Android and iOS have autocomplete. If someone can't be bothered to use these, it's unlikely that the bot is going to change their minds.

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NabiscoLobstrosity•

There is no good way to update it. And telling it to use PMs is even worse. Blocking the hot from responding to your own posts doesn't change the fact that it still litters the subs that it posts in. Some may ask "what harm is there from one extra post?" But if they believe that, they would also welcome advertisement spam or political bots too.

Kill the bot. You can't fix it.

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[deleted]•

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autisticCatnip•

Hey, CommonMisspellingBot, just a quick heads-up:

mispelling is actually spelled misspelling. You can remember it by two s's.

Have a nice day!

^^^^The ^^^^parent ^^^^commenter ^^^^cannot ^^^^reply ^^^^with ^^^^'delete' ^^^^to ^^^^delete ^^^^this ^^^^comment.

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CommonMisspellingBotOP•

delete pls

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jersonvasquez•

Let me know if I misspelled a word

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[deleted]•

[deleted]

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SatanClaus122•

Here lies the final post of u/CommonMisspellingBot.

May we never see you again.

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OK Boomer.

Just gonna maybe kinda..

go follow my instagram, the_memer_child okay bye

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Drone_Better•

No-one cares about your Instagram.

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beansfor_areason•

Detroit: Become Human

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stcathrwy•

delet bot pls

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JaedenV2007•

Hey, u/stcathrwy, just a quick heads-up:

delet is actually spelled delete. You can remember it by three e’s.

pls is actually spelled please. You can remember it by two e’s

Have a nice day!

^The ^parent ^commenter ^cannot ^reply ^with ^’delete' ^to ^delete ^this ^comment.

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StariUniverse•

Delete

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No

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TriggerHappy4444•

Don’t delete tihs

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mrbeck1•

The delete function doesn’t work.

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Urinetosh•

Common misspellingbots last stand... F

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thedude_imbibes•

Just dropping by to piss on its unholy grave.

F

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Sorryies•

F

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[deleted]•

[deleted]

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isurmumthebiggei•

Hey, CommonMisspellingBot, just a quick heads-up:

pls is actually spelled please. You can remember it by 2 e's.

Have a nice day!

^(The parent commenter cannot reply with 'delete' to delete this comment.)

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StariUniverse•

Delete

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alot

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[deleted]•

[deleted]

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VancouverRedoubt•

Whatever you do, change the name so that the "Boo" bot and the "BooBoo" bots stop spamming. It's a fucking train wreck.

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CronosDage•

Thanks for turning it off.

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[deleted]•

[deleted]

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