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averageeverydayquest

Thought about Jill and Derick

So, despite Derick's pedantic nonsense about the "myth of not believing in birth control," I highly doubt that they'd even use condoms cause they're so self righteous. However, there is a reasonable argument that they've been doing something to prevent conceptions.

And that made me realize.

Derick and Jill suddenly started talking about how great sex is about a week or two before Sam's second birthday: when she would have been cleared for getting pregnant again if she wanted to have a successful birth story.

What if they abstained for the last 2 years, which would have been totally allowed AND "so godly." But now they can try having babies again so they've allowed themselves to have sex and now they have to talk about it all the time. Because "sex is so cool y'all!" And they're ready for us to know that baby Dillard is likely on the way at some point in the near future.

Posted Aug 23, 2019, 2:10 AM UTC

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coalfireplace•

Can’t get pregnant from anal 👍

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HerobirdFreejilly•

You are a genius, why has nobody brought up that they probably have having just anal and oral.

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averageeverydayquestOPJessa's missing math book 📚🎒•

These people know so little about sex that I'm sure they think you can get pregnant from anal

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PhoenixDogsWifeyJoyfully Available for Snark•

Totes leaks through the walls like gd intended

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Studebaker_Hoch_Yeah•

The poop hole loop hole. Popular with Mormons because you're still "technically a virgin" if you do it in the bum.

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diabolical_hermit•

Hmmmm I like this theory!! Kudos. It seems like having another kid rn would be poor timing for them since they both seem perpetually exhausted by children and also DerICK being a student (being a parent + student is my current gig and it sucks ass lmao) but then again no one in the Duggar fam has ever cared about the practicalities of raising children, they just pop em out. Anyways... Good thought! I like it. I'm on board w this theory.

Edit: also re "sex is so cool y'all"... Yes. They remind me of my friends in high school when they first started getting laid just really... Over sharing because it was so exciting to them. Lmao

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forevrtwntyfour•

Hard to think of a man abstaining for 2 years though. But makes sense

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TheKucingSayMeong•

Given they are not allowed to release any other way eg solo, i can't see him not having sex. It's gotta come out somehow. Unless jill just had to clean a lot of sheets from nighttime ejaculations.

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LDawg618Michelle's love child, J'quan! :snoo_scream:•

Are vibrators/sex toys Nike?

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forevrtwntyfour•

IKR?

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spiderlegged•

Hard to think of anyone abstaining for two years. Women need sex and intimacy too.

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forevrtwntyfour•

Yeah no kidding but with their beliefs it’s the guy that decides which is why I didn’t even mention her

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Mynameiswelsh•

Just because someone obstains from intercourse doesn't mean they aren't having sexual activity in other ways. There are other ways to prevent pregnancy and still be intimate!!

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forevrtwntyfour•

Very true. Jill kinda eluded to other activity’s in her version I think

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violet765•

Especially if you’re having sex with someone else.

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dustin_pledgeJedi-dee-oh-bla-dah Duggar•

Not a guy that age anyway.

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forevrtwntyfour•

Me either

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averageeverydayquestOPJessa's missing math book 📚🎒•

Well. That was sexist.

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forevrtwntyfour•

But they are raised to be sexist though. Married into being sexist. If it was other people I could see it

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averageeverydayquestOPJessa's missing math book 📚🎒•

Saying a man can't abstain from sex is sexist. Period.

If you said you'd be surprised if he could, that's one thing. But your words were "hard to think of a man abstaining for 2 years though."

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winesceneinvestgator•

Why are you being downvoted? This sub is weird. Hard to imagine any married person, or any person in general abstaining for two years. Women have sex drives too.

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rlw0312•

My money is on the rhythm method. A relative of mine is a fundie and that's what he and his wife do.

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averageeverydayquestOPJessa's missing math book 📚🎒•

It's possible, but wouldn't explain their sudden unabashed enthusiasm for sex

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letsalleatcheeseMeet. Court. Marry. Babies. Grift.•

Maybe they finally had orgasms. It only took....how many years has it been...5 years? That would explain their enthusiasm. 🤭

Odd they had to feel the need to share it with the world. Cool. You had sex that finally felt good. Congratulations.

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averageeverydayquestOPJessa's missing math book 📚🎒•

Derick has had orgasms before. Otherwise they wouldn't have 2 kids. And 100% he doesn't care if she orgasms or not.

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LDawg618Michelle's love child, J'quan! :snoo_scream:•

Maybe they finally figured out there are positions other than missionary.

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sarah_spelt_weirdder-ick aka scrubby jesus•

Nope. All wrong. This is what they’ve been doing

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pinkcottonkatie•

If I had gold, this comment would GET IT ‘cause I love Jesus.

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LDawg618Michelle's love child, J'quan! :snoo_scream:•

Love it

I emptied my bowels and laid out the towels....

hahahaha

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maggiemazz29•

I never thought of their situation this way, you could be right! Plus I could picture Jill finding some crackpot doctor who will tell her a home VBA2C is totally fine and safe and reasonable.

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averageeverydayquestOPJessa's missing math book 📚🎒•

Let's be honest, even if a doctor told her that a VBAC wasn't possible, she's going to attempt it. She'd listen to the advice just enough to hear "wait 2 years so you can have a more successful birth with less chance of complications" and not the "don't try to have a VBAC, though."

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averageeverydayquestOPJessa's missing math book 📚🎒•

I really don't believe this. If that was the case, Derick 100% would have spewed that out in one of his twitter rants. It's been 2 years and he's never once mentioned that they cant have more kids and has, in fact, talked about it as still a possibility.

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averageeverydayquestOPJessa's missing math book 📚🎒•

Derick regularly overshares. Even when it makes him look bad. Actually, especially when it makes him look bad. And even more so if it looks Jill look bad. If Jill couldn't conceive, he would have launched into a tirade about that by now. Especially back in the days when he was regularly going on Twitter rants. It's been 2 years of silence on that matter, so I have no reason to believe that she cant conceive.

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AJwondering•

AFAIK Derick was not raised in IBLP and probably said whatever crap he had to regarding birth control to JB and the cameras so that he could marry Jill. He probably convinced himself he wasnt lying by using somesort of double speak. Hell, they might have changed their minds since they first married on BC use.

I really dont think it's some big conspiracy or cover up. He's a Baptist. They can and do use condoms or abstinence or rhythm.

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averageeverydayquestOPJessa's missing math book 📚🎒•

..... I didn't say anything about conspiracy theories or cover ups.....

Also, I don't care how Derick was raised. Jill was raised in the cult and she's still drowning in that koolaid. There's no way in hell she's using any form of BC except abstinence knowing "what BC did to her brother."

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AJwondering•

Hmm. I believe the "bc" in question was hormonal birth control pills that Michelle erroneously attributed to her miscarriage. I highly doubt that Dillard's are using hormonal birth control but I definitely believe condoms withdrawal abstinence or the rhythm method are on the table and are used regularly. I do not imagine they abstained for that long, but hey it's possible.

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kasleihar•

Or they just pull out?

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LDawg618Michelle's love child, J'quan! :snoo_scream:•

Do you need to wait 2 years to have a baby after having a c-section?

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averageeverydayquestOPJessa's missing math book 📚🎒•

You don't "need" to do anything. But medical consensus is that you should should wait 2 years after ANY birth before getting pregnant again because that's how you give yourself adequate time to heal. And, waiting 2 years before you get pregnant again decreases the chances of complications with the birth, which would be strongly suggested with Jill considering that both of her previous pregnancies were emergency c-sections with complications

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ProkinseyA little machine gun of Christianity •

If you're interested in avoiding uterine rupture, yes. Giving the uterus proper time to heal is very important.

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