[Offer] I have a ton of glitter and two cards... [WW]

I have a metric f*ckton of glitter among old crafting supplies that I never use -- see image. I can either throw it in the trash or glitterbomb someone with it...

So if you're clearly mad and want to find tiny glitter particles in your house for the next three or four years, sign up for my offer! Comment below why you're not afraid of glitter :D

I'm sending two cards. One of you (or maybe both? or maybe no one?) will be glitterbombed. It's a glittering surprise!

Card will obviously be sent in an envelope.