Didn't expect the top comment to be this wholesome:)
Posted Sep 3, 2019, 12:22 AM UTC
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To save some time. Op didn’t exactly tell the truth, it was all true but they separated after 3 years, when they graduated high school. Then op moved on, got married, and the wife is the one with the bread and breakfast
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Wasn’t expecting it to be true in all fairness
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I don't care if it's true, it's funny and cute.
And I think the explanations are OK, OP told a joke (nowhere is it mentioned that it's a true story, people just assumed it was), some people lurked into his post history, which is a little bit creepy imo but ok. And he explained what he wanted to explain. He doesn't owe anyone on Reddit the truth, it was just a joke.
The people who were disappointed by the explanations of the OP should get a life outside of Reddit.
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^ in addition, OP mentions if he stayed with the dude that he'd probably be doing everything he said above. Also that they broke up due to peer pressure and homophobic assholes :( shame really
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Aww it’s not true!
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It's half true!
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Is you name on the play of Sootopolis City from Ruby and Sapphire?
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Nah, it's from the Disney movie Zootropolis, but with a S because my actual name starts with So.
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No sane person would do that.
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Reality is often disappointing
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This was a Key and Peele skit I think? There was a comedy duo playing gay chicken and not backing down and it escalates to them spending the rest of their lives together until ones on their death bed!
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Dunno what Key and Peele skit it might be but MadTV has done something similar.
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Think it's a college humor video
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This has been done so many times, and I don't believe the comment to be the original: https://youtu.be/iMa-vjwwK_4
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Haha that game reminds me of incest chicken
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I only use Reddit at night, so I use it to keep me awake. Don't bully me:(
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Not bullying just showing not even posting it bud
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Haha yea I know I was just messing around
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Made me smile !
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Saw this on r/holup.
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This is the best thing ever
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This is adorable
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Tbh I honestly dont know if the comment is real, has anyone ever heard of gay chicken before?
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I heard it’s a dish?
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Wow you're so funny, I like LOL when I saw what you commented.
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Really? Or did you forget the “/s” ?
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No I genuinely LOL do you doubt how funny you are?
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Can someone link this post?
https://redd.it/cytl6a