This is the pic I see every time anyone mentions the tea party
Posted Aug 10, 2010, 10:24 PM UTC
Posted Aug 10, 2010, 10:24 PM UTC
AMURRCA, FUCK YEAH
/thread
There's laws about this shit:
18 USCS sec 700 (b): (this definition used for brevity) As used in this section, the term "flag of the United States" means any flag of the United States, or any part thereof, made of any substance, of any size, in a form that is commonly displayed.
4 USCS sec 8 (d): The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free.
4 USCS sec 8 (g): The flag should never have placed upon it, nor on any part of it, nor attached to it any mark, insignia, letter, word, figure, design, picture, or drawing of any nature.
4 USCS sec 8 (j): No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform. However, a flag patch may be affixed to the uniform of military personnel, firemen, policemen, and members of patriotic organizations. The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.
Penalty is fine of $100 or imprisonment of up to 30 days.
FINE THESE FAUX-PATRIOTS AND HYPOCRITES AND ELIMINATE THE NATIONAL DEBT.
Edit: added links
If only...
I thought this was Imogene Coca at first, Aunt Edna from National Lampoon's Vacation.
Seriously fucking eerie.
/seizure
Imagine having to put your dick in that....
blbblblbblblbll gahhh
Really? Because this is the picture I think of.
Perhaps I had a better education than you, though. Or simply a better memory.
oh, you're so historically correct! i love it!
NSFW! Please label next time
oooh, sorry..
That's because you are a primitive spear chucking ape nigger.
FLAGS EVERYWHERE! BE MORE PATRIOTIC THAN YOUR NEIGHBOR! GET TATTOOS OF FLAGS ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR EYELIDS! FLAGS AT ALL TIMES! TAKE A PILL! SHIT A FLAG!
If you actually had a pill that allows someone to shit a flag, I suspect you will make millions.
Fold up a flag really tiny, put it in a capsule that can detect poo, once the pill hits your small intestine, boom! Instant flag-ass!
Oh David Cross, how you crack me up.
I'm you from the future. 5 hours after this post.
thank you thank you for that reference.
Like a boss
good thing my country's flag is all brown