I wish that people couldn’t say “yeet” anymore and that any attempt to say the word “yeet” would result in saying a random word that rhymes with “yeet” instead.

Granted. Whenever kids try to yell teat, it often comes out as beet. in other news, the nation of Crete has become well known across the younger generations.

Granted, no one can say the word zeet anymore. All attempts to say it are replaced by a randomly chosen rhyming word. That randomly chosen word is yeet for all future and past occurrences.

Granted. Now all the kids are saying mesquite. It's just as annoying.

granted. now everyone says 'ballsack on OP's chin' instead.

Granted. They can only moan it now. In fact, they can't say anything. Everything is moaned now.