Are you this asshole on 25?
Posted Sep 16, 2019, 7:12 PM UTC
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Does anyone want to point out the irony that often in order to read that, the driver of that truck is going to be the asshole?
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Was going to say the same thing. Still, I like the sticker.
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Spotless pickup with a bed cover, of course he's an asshole.
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Am I missing something? Why does a clean vehicle with a truck bed cover = asshole?
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Spotless luxury truck = someone that doesn't need a truck = poser douchebag asshole
Add in the sticker and it cements that he's the asshole riding everyone's bumper and speeding unnecessarily because he thinks he's more important than you as he travels from his apartment to his cubicle sales job each day. He has a truck because he thinks it makes him the embodiment of what marketing says a man should be. It goes well with his pre-distressed jeans and his spotless overpriced "work boots".
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The car in the photograph (not the drawing) looks like it is actually touching the bumper of the truck. Maybe the truck was tailgating, rear ended someone, and it started a chain reaction.
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Think its a parking lot. You can see lines in the reflection of the trucks bumper.
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Kinda rude to label everyone who drives a Ram pickup truck an asshole.
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If the spotless truck, bed cover having, cubicle dwelling sales guy driving shoe fits...
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Based on this sticker, that actually seems about the right time to switch lanes given the scale. And the second car in the left lane is driving recklessly by driving way too close. Am I reading this wrong or is that car the asshole for not using a blinker?
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Nah if your on I25 going 50 or over, and you're that close, you're also an asshole. There's also quite a few left hand exits on I25 and areas where the speed limit is 55. And if this person was as reasonable as their bumper sticker wants to portray them as, they'd be realizing that there's way more people that want to blow down I25 at unsafe speeds than people who are actually "blocking the flow of traffic", and they're probably one of them.
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Let’s be honest, 9/10 cars on 25 are assholes..
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Let’s be honest, 9/10 cars
on 25are assholes..
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Ironic, most Florida drivers I see are jag offs.
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I agree with the picture. But I don’t understand why so many people in Colorado sit in the right lane and don’t understand merging? It’s nuts here!
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so many people in Colorado sit in the right lane
Where should they be?
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In the middle lane! On 25 there are tons just sitting in the right lane. Where did everyone learn to drive?
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The middle lane is the thru lane where people should drive just about right at the speed limit. The left lane is for people who think they can survive a 75+MPH crash, and they shouldn't count on being able to go thay fast all the time. The right lane is for figuring out how to merge on and off. Pay attention there!
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Yeah exactly. I’ve seen multiple people move into the right lane when there is merging traffic. It’s nonsense.
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Red car = Texas plates
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THANK YOU.
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PREACH
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In Colorado, we need some version of this for the people who don't use slow vehicle pullout lanes on mountain passes.
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Or the cunts doing 10-15 under in no passing zones, and suddenly going 10-15 over when a passing lane opens up...
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i want that decal
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Me too!
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What this sticker doesn't show is the line of 2938523749 cars in the right lane that is even with the first line of that says "if this." No one in the left lane who is going over the speed limit is going to stick himself behind a huge line of cars going too slow in the right lane because he knows he's never going to be able to get back into the left lane because there's another line of 293857398 cars in the left lane behind him.
I-25 just needs more lanes, fewer cars, and a light rail service running parallel to it.
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When I lived on Long Island, if you were driving less than 75 in the left lane, you’re likely to get passed and flipped off. The speed limit on all of LI was 55 MPH lol I learned a lot about driving out there.
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Everyone acts like they forgot about Dre
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I thought this was the asshole ok 25.
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Many drivers are AI. They have artificial intelligence? Hell no. Their Assholes & idiots. Sadly enough, most of them are also clueless about rules of the road.
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I saw this exact picture like two days ago on another city’s sub.
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Why am i not shocked that this is on a giant truck?
Not pictured : punisher logo and gadsden flag
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The bigger the truck the smaller the penis
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Doesn't mention that the red car is going 85 already. All assholes!
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Doing the lord's work
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🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
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There are so many of these fucking people.. in the right lane and not passing... Going below or at the speed limit. Learn how to fucking drive people
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Left lane. Sorry😭
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You say going at the speed limit like it’s the incorrect decision lmao
If you’re speeding and expecting people to clear a path for you then you’re just a cunt.
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Left lane is for passing. If you want to go the speed limit. That is fine. Don't stay in the left lane next to a guy for miles.. that's like driving 101. Middle Lane is for traveling long distance. Right lane for slow people and people getting off the road. Left lane is for passing. And yes. I do expect them to move over if they are slower then me. Common courtesy to let people by if you are going slower
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What about if i'm going 85-90 and there's still someone on my ass with no clear way of getting back into the right lane anytime soon?
It's also common courtesy not to drive inches away from someone's bumper because you're an asshole and in a hurry.
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There are grey areas 😂. For sure. I'm talking about the slow drivers holding up traffic cuz they decided not to move over and just ride next to someone going the same speed for miles
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There is a shocking amount of drivers in Colorado that have no lane discipline. It exacerbates the areas under construction on I25.
it is all over the country. every city subreddit has the same complaint.
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It didn't used to be this way. I've been driving in Colorado since '91 and it was actually pretty rare to find dumbasses stuck in the left lane. Now you can't get on I25 without seeing them.
It's not like that where I am. If you are in the left lane and are causing traffic congestion you can get a ticket for it. If you are in the left lane and a cop or first responder crew has to slow down behind you, you can lose your license.
As a result, people tend to avoid using the left lane at all cost. The left lane is also not a carpool lane where I am at. And there is absolutley no off ramps connected to the left lane.
That isn't the case in larger cities and people who drive slow in the left lane tend to be from those places. Usually it's California drivers, but where I am at those are rare and those drivers tend to be from big cities on the east coast like New York City.