make it stop please
reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/d7mf6v/hows_l...Posted Sep 22, 2019, 10:50 AM UTC
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“reddit hug” just fucking execute me between the eyes like a sick dog
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Someone did the same/similar shit like a week or two ago and it reached hot as well. Gilded and everything. Reddit is so fucking depressing.
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Disingenuous bullshit.
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Depression and mental illness cured with one post.
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I don’t need my medication no more. Thanks reddit for the cure!
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Jesus, I talk to friends online that iv never met about hard times but really?? On Reddit??
The reason words of encouragement are nice is because it comes from a trust worthy person you know who understands your situation. These people on Reddit literally give zero fucks and know nothing
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Venting to people you know and care about can be hard. Sometimes talking to a complete stranger works best.
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You're right, but that doesn't mean that there should be a Reddit thread for it. IIRC there are some sites you can talk to for advice from a stranger.
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It especially doesn’t belong in askreddit... R/offmychest is for venting as far as I know
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I hate people like them. No sympathy is better than false sympathy.
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weekly natural human question that no ones cares about presented by askreddit
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“My grandma died and I lost my house”
“ im so sorry here’s a reddit hug 🤗”
Fucking embarrassing
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All better
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It’s fucking bullshit that this persons is pretending to care and be all “wholesome” when people are actually venting even tho all the guy cares about is karma.
Then again, I’m sure at least 60% of those stories are made up anyways
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askreddit users never get tired of obsessive ops replying to everyone, do they? i'm not even subbed there and seeing them always makes me wanna vomit
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It’s so annoying I agree!That’s the way to get the most karma so people answer even if your answer is ass you are always gonna be seen as “le witty quirky Reddit funny man” or something and people will give you thousands of upvotes per reply. Makes me want to end myself lol
Honestly I’m this close from unsubbing from there. The bad is very much beginning to outweigh the good
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The mod’s stickied post is a convenient copy-n-paste job, the context of which he stopped caring about immediately after saving the text file to his cluttered desktop.
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Fake wholesomeness on Reddit is an epidemic, it's all disingenuous and it comes off as disingenuous too.
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Funny how Reddit collectively seems to think they’re superior to instagram but they do the same exact shit IG does. IG is filled with assholes who pat themselves in the back while doing the least amount of good deeds as possible
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That thread is seriously saddening.
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‘My life is going extremely poorly right now. I truly don’t know how I’m going to put food on the table for my kids.’
‘hErE’s a rEdDiT hUg’
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I've had one of the shittest months I've known so far. All this fucking "need hug" crap did was remind me that I've had most of my life torn up.
Fuck every single post like this. I don't need a fucking internet hug. I need to get a fucking house and apply for rent assistance. A fucking internet hug won't help for shit unless it can fill out forms.
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🤗
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Fill out my forms bub.
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40k up votes for this shit? Wow
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A reddit hug is about as useful as a paper mache bomb shelter
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"Yes please"
"hugs"
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Yes because reddit hugs are worth so much right?
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Lol, topped off with the mod bravely posting le suicide hotline list. And being gilded for it.
Peak reddit.
One of the responses. Couldn’t be any faker than this
They flip the fuck out when someone sends thoughts and prayers but this shit is cool?
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At least some stranger who has never met me says they "love" me, that must make my life full of meaning and happiness now!
Holy shit you're right, that's actually mind boggling. Mental gymnastics!
God, that's just gross.
hashtags on reddit
Modern day heroes
AN HERO
Who doesn't afraid of anything.
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It's not even remotely helpful. In the US you call the hotline and you get a free ride in the wee-woo car to a padded cell without shoelaces, bedsheets, or pants. They then bill you $10,000, so none of that bullshit ends up being free. And that's if they actually pick up the phone. Fuck that suicide hotline and everyone who perpetuates it.
I’m actually thinking about killing myself after seeing that post
Hugs
We did it suicidal thoughts are no more
Sending a reddit hug your way. Give me karma now.
Ummm I'll leave this here just in case... Sorry for the wall I can't find the condensed version.
Share your pains in this thread if you need an internet hug, but use the resources below if things are becoming too overwhelming.
Worldwide Directories for suicide prevention
We know of two international lists that are maintained by reputable agencies; try these if you don't find what you're looking for below:
The International Association for Suicide Prevention maintains a Global Crisis Centre Directory..
The Befrienders maintain a hotline database; use the "Find a Helpline by Country" control at the top of their page.
United States
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255 (TALK) Veterans press 1 to reach specialised support.
(The older number, 1-800-SUICIDE, is no longer published by the lifeline agency and will probably stop working in the near future.)
Online Chat: http://chat.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/GetHelp/LifelineChat.aspx
Crisis Text Line: Text "START" to 741-741
Youth-Specific services (voice/text/chat/email) from the Boys' Town National Hotline: http://www.yourlifeyourvoice.org/Pages/ways-to-get-help.aspx
Spanish: 1-800-SUICIDA
EU Standard Emotional Support Number 116 123 - Free and available in much of Europe, you can check which 116 helplines are available in your country here
Argentina
Centro de Asistencia al Suicida: https://www.casbuenosaires.com.ar/ayuda 135 (CABA & GBA), (011)5275-1135 (Todo El País/Nationwide)
Australia
13 11 14 https://www.lifeline.org.au/Get-Help/Online-Services/crisis-chat
Austria
142, Youth 147 Online: http://www.onlineberatung-telefonseelsorge.at
Belgium
Dutch: 1813 https://www.zelfmoord1813.be/
French: 0800 32 123 http://www.preventionsuicide.be/fr/lesuicide.html
Brasil
141 changing to 188 effective 30 June, 2018 Chat, Skype and Email also available at: https://www.cvv.org.br/
Canada
National Crisis Line from Crisis Services Canada (Pilot Project, phone only at present): 1.833.456.4566
Other Crisis Lines by Region Alternatively, 211 works in most of Canada, and they can advise regarding local resources.
Nationwide Kids Help Phone (Up to age 18): 1.800.668.6868 or text HOME to 686868
Deutschland
http://www.telefonseelsorge.de/
Tel: 0800-1110111 oder 0800-1110222
Chat: https://chat.telefonseelsorge.org/index.php
Denmark
70 20 12 01
www.livslinien.dk
Fiji
Lifeline Fiji: 132454
Finland
Suomen Mielenterveysseura: 010 195 202 9:00 to 7:00 weekdays, 15:00 to 7:00 weekends and holidays
France
Suicide Écoute - http://www.suicide-ecoute.fr/ 01 45 39 40 00
sos-amitie - réseau de 50 postes d'écoute Téléphone: Numéros divers, carte ici Chat: Disponible de 13h à 3h, 7 jours ici
Germany:
0800 - 111 0 111
www.frnd.de
0800 111 0 222 and www.telefonseelsorge.de for chat and email
Greece
1018 or 801 801 99 99 Greece - http://www.suicide-help.gr/
Iceland
1717
India
91-44-2464005 0
022-27546669
Iran
1480 6am to 9pm everyday
Ireland
ROI - local rate: 1850 60 90 90
ROI - minicom: 1850 60 90 91
Israel
1201
Italia
Telefono Amico: http://www.telefonoamico.it/ 199 284 284
Samaritans onlus Italia: http://www.samaritansonlus.org/ 800 86 00 22
Japan
Tokyo - Japanese: 3 5286 9090 befrienders-jap.org
Tokyo - English: 03-5774-0992 telljp.com
Osaka - Japanese: 06-6260-4343 spc-osaka.org
The above sites maintain links to related resources in other cities and other formats like chat and text.
Korea
LifeLine 1588-9191
Suicide Prevention Hotline 1577-0199
http://www.lifeline.or.kr/
Malta
179
Mexico
SAPTel: http://www.saptel.org.mx/ (55) 5259-8121
Netherlands
0900 0113 https://www.113.nl
New Zealand
0800 543 354 Outside Auckland
09 5222 999 Inside Auckland
Norway
Kirkens SOS offers phone support and chat: 22 40 00 40 and http://www.kirkens-sos.no/
Directory of additional resources here: https://www.psykiskhelse.no/hjelpetelefoner-og-nettsteder
Osterreich/Austria
116 123
Peru:
INFOSALUD: 0800-1-0828
Portugal
SOS VOZ AMIGA: 21 354 45 45 or 91 280 26 69 or 96 352 46 60 (Daily, 1600-2400h) http://www.sosvozamiga.org/ Telefone da Amizade: 22 832 35 35 or 808 22 33 53 (Daily, 1600-2300h) http://www.telefone-amizade.pt/
Romania
0800 801 200
Serbia
0800 300 303 or 021 6623 393
Singapore
Samaritans of Singapore: 1800 221 4444 https://www.sos.org.sg/
South Africa
LifeLine 0861 322 322
Suicide Crisis Line 0800 567 567
Spain
http://www.telefonodelaesperanza.org/
Suomi/Finland
010 195 202 available 9am-7am weekdays and 3pm-7am weekends 112, the regular emergency line, may be used at other times
Sverige/Sweden
mind.se phone: 901 01 chat: https://chat.mind.se/ Both available 0600-2400 daily.
Directory of other services here
Switzerland
143
UK
Samaritans (www.samaritans.org)
Voice: 116 123 (24/7 Free to call, will not appear on phone bills, formerly 08457 90 90 90)
Text: 07725909090
Email: [email protected]
Helplines for Men from thecalmzone.net:
Voice: 0800 58 58 58 (5pm to midnight nationwide, also 0808 802 58 58 London and 0800 58 58 58 Merseyside)
Text 07537 404717 (5pm to midnight, start your text with CALM2)
Online Chat: https://www.thecalmzone.net/help/get-help/
ChildLine (childline.org.uk), for those 19 and under:
Voice: 0800-11-11 (Free to call, does not appear on phone bills)
Online Chat: http://www.childline.org.uk/Talk/Chat/Pages/OnlineChat.aspx
Email: http://www.childline.org.uk/Talk/Pages/Email.aspx
Papyrus HOPELINEUK, suicide prevention specialist service for children and young adults (under 35) Hours are 9am – 10pm weekdays 2pm – 10pm weekends 2pm – 10pm bank holidays
Voice: 0800 068 4141
Text: 07786209697
Email: [email protected]
Directory of suicide-related services: http://www.supportline.org.uk/problems/suicide.php
Uruguay
Landlines 0800 84 83 (7pm to 11 pm)
(FREE) 2400 84 83 (24/7)
Cell phone lines 095 738 483 *8483
Lebanon: 1564
Edit: Adding more. Also, formatting is atrocious because Mods were peacefully sleeping when I made this comment, I've seen us do this before in similar threads, forgot the mod account credentials, spilled my coffee, and couldn't format it on my phone properly, just wanted to get something up for people.
SO BRAVE
How about the phone sex hotline? Or just your mom's number.
But think about all the people who loosened that noose the instant they saw that, phoned their hotline and got their life back on track. Doing the lord's work, don't be so disparaging.