Craig, is that you?

Posted Sep 27, 2019, 6:36 PM UTC

Posted Sep 27, 2019, 6:36 PM UTC
If I had a guinea pig, I would be sooo happy.
I pretend I have a guinea pig... Cute af
Let’s all pray that someday in the future, this kid’s gonna get a guinea pig.
I worry that I will never get a guinea pig... I will worry for ya pal.
Everyone keeps making claims about Craig such as "Craig is still heterosexual! He just sees Tweek as a girl" or "Craig it homosexual and my fanfiction prove it" or "Craig is bisexual because it makes no sense for him to drop his interest in girls" but I think we can all agree that Craig just wants to romance guinea pigs.
The "he sees Tweek as a girl" is pretty rare, and I hang around here a lot.
Well Craig does tend to call Tweek feminine names such as "honey", "babe" and "miss", so he's probably trying to make the most of what heterosexuality he has left.
"Miss"?
A+
Give this girl a Guinea Pig
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Weell, I guess you don't care what Tweak said about your guinea pig
I ate a guinea pig
Can someone get this kid a fucking guinea pig?
Give this kid a guinea pig before it turns into an expensive af pony
I am............going to be disappointed because I’m not getting a guinea pig.
It is I. SUUUUUUPER Craig.
That kids mom wrote that. Trying to act like their kid is so smart and cute. Look at that handwriting.
Some girls had handwriting like this tbh. Not me of course, but I remember the fancy bubble writing and feeling super jealous very well.
This 5th grader has better handwriting than I do at 28.
That's how it usually is. I still have some old notes and you can see them just get worse as people realize it just doesn't matter anymore. Nowadays I wright in cursive that's only slightly more readable than doctors handwriting.
For real. Thank God for computers, because I can type at a decent speed, but my hand writing is atrocious.