SCP-69420 “r-chapotraphouse”
Item #: SCP-69420
Containment Level: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: the chapo community is to be contained with a full reddit quarantine. any references to the subreddit are to be expunged and any attempts at outside communication from within are to be similarly purged.
Description: SCP-69420 is believed to be located within one of Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s shoes. the entity is normally docile and incomprehensible unless images of police officers or pre-civil war plantation owners are introduced into containment, at which point the entity will become profoundly hostile and aggressive towards all humans who profess liberal/enlightenment era ideology.
when not in ‘aggressive mode’ the entity will often mutter to itself about having sex with one’s own paternal ancestors and (contradictorily) voluntarily abstaining from sexual intercourse. the entity has an abnormal attraction to groups and organizations that have been placed on the american terrorist watchlist, and if freed may seek to aid these aforementioned groups. it is unknown at this time if SCP-69420 is a lucid and thinking being or simply an amalgamation of strong negative emotion given some grotesque form by paranormal forces.
due to its unpredictable nature, the O5 council has forbidden any attempt at breaking the quarantine around SCP-69420. any personnel failing to comply with these directives will be immediately demoted to class D status.
Posted Sep 30, 2019, 7:38 AM UTC
interestingly, entities inside SCP-69420 will constantly accuse other entities of liberal ideology, despite minute differences in their professed ideas. it is unknown if different entities exist or if all entities are different manifestations of the same consciousness
The entities are able to be interacted with by foundation researchers, but all contact thus far has caused great distress to the entities, which has resulted in extreme verbal attacks against researchers. After the events of DATA EXPUNGED, foundation contact with SCP-69420 has been restricted
EXPERIMENT LOG 1-1
subject: D-13121312
materials: one laptop with internet access
subject is instructed to enter containment and attempt to engage the entities. Subject has been told to express the opinion that former president Barack Obama was a strong and kind leader. Subject does so. Within 5 minutes subject has received 6 replies from entities stating that subject deserves to be sent to a soviet era forced labor camp, also known as a gulag, and 4 asking him to expose his genitals and upload them within the SCP.
Under no circumstances are any test subjects to upload a picture of their "hog" to SCP-42069, the results of doing so seem only to embolden SCP-42069 and sustain it by some unknown means.
so posting hog to SCP-69420 is still halal? sweet