Anon needs career advice
Posted Oct 2, 2019, 11:26 PM UTC
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Human Resources.
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Best answer. HR "people" are just fucking awful.
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Make sure to gain 200 lbs and become a "woman" first
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You can be a woman with a penis, just emulate Christine Chan
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Journalist
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Anon is the next Piers Morgan.
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DMV
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Accurate
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Hahaha
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Milo seemed to make a career out of it for a while
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He was also a faggot, so OP can already relate
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A super annoying attention whore gay person? Never heard.
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Whatever happened to that guy anyway?
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Too much talk about how good fucking kids is
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Ahh yeah, that’ll do it
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Dude went dark after he basically said he was a willing participant in his own molestation as a young teen. Obv people mad. Dude said in an interview that he's going to come back stronger than ever, but it was plainly obvious from that same interview that he's just trying to save face. Like a kid who gets bullied in school saying "one day I'll be your boss".
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Beat me to saying this
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He was rich beforehand because he did property development and his dad was loaded
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Customer service, you don't need any skills aside from being able to talk to someone like a normal perso-
Oh, guess that's out then.
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situated with a voucher
Ugh retail speak is cancer
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This guy retails
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Holy fuck that's hilarious.
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Skwoosh?
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Skwoosh.
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Attorney
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My first thought. Get the other side's witness good and pissed off so they say something dumb.
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actual amazing suggestions in this thread.
Also, work for Buzzfeed
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Plenty of space open within the niche of pissing people off on YouTube. Find people's sacred cows and slaughter them remorselessly.
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wtf mens
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Shock comedian
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Shock troop
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Parking inspector, they'll unironicly hire anyone with a clean criminal history an drivers permit.
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How might one ironically hire anyone with a clean criminal history and an drivers permit?
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Incite people into assaulting you and live off the court payouts.
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Write for the Daily Mail?
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Run for president.
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Be my neighbor
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Become a political "commentator".
Get yourself a snappy catchphrase.
"Debate" with college students (AVOID AGED/MATURE PEEPS)
voila!
How much you earn will depend directly on how much of your shit gullible morons eat up
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Tech support?
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Antagonize people into attacking you and sue them for damages
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you could be Vincent Denoffrio from Law and Order who just pisses people off into a confession.
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become a twitch streamer and be toxic
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This. Just act like a huge asshole online and put up a stream.
People will be “entertained”
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turnes out well for some youtubers
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Unironically become a politician.
this was the first thing i thought too but politicians have to play into PC bullshit. if OP was just a good liar, definitely. maybe being a podcaster is good with his skillset
Trump has blown the assumption of needing to be PC out the water though
The example of Sargoy and others like him proved very well that you can't just run on the platform of pissing people off. You have to offer people something.
shut the fuck up cunt and vote for me
but he was popular before hand, and fucking loaded rich, so it made him look good. OP would need to be the greatest negotiator of all time, and troll other opponents out of running
Or a political commentator who self identifies as a comedian
Steven Crowder would like to have a word with you
Specifically, Speaker of the House. Grief the process. Call yourself the Grim Reaper! Politics. It's like 4Chan, but sleazier.
gonna be dead in a week
Or a political commentator