Imagine going to make a sandwich but your bread look like this

Aw, what a cute loaf

I can't use the bread anymore.

It's a dog.

But my dog.

It's bread

So i sliced the bread last night.

Did i dip the bread in the curry last night? It felt awfully meaty.

My wife is screaming. She has been for hours. I don't know why

Now she's bread.

I'm hungry