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samson2

Finally living the dream gemers

Today I begin teaching doctors. Not that unharmonious western bullshit either, but TCM doctors

Do I get a cool suit like Winston or do I have to buy my own?

Posted Oct 8, 2019, 3:36 AM UTC

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LALAOOP•

You know you can't replicate other people's success.

Traditional Chinese Medicine

Thoughts and prayers.

Honestly, don't try to date TCM doctors, they are like scientology apologists.

AND DON'T DRINK ANY OF THEIR TCM SHITSOUP. IT WILL DO PERMANENT DAMAGE TO YOUR LIVER AND KIDNEY.

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samson2OP•

Jokes on them my liver is already ruined

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jongwotong•

A local friend was convinced to regularly drink a broth of cicada husks for endometriosis. I did not try it, but the smell was amongst the worst smells which I have encountered in China (this should say something). Another local colleague was convinced to drink some ground snake powder in hot water (bc obviously) multiple times for curing "the damp," which he could never fully explain to me as a problem.

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LALAOOP•

If it has no effect at all then consider you lucky, many of the things they use to cook shitsoups are proven to be highly carcinogenic to liver and kidney.

In all, they know nothing about how the body works and nothing about what's in their shitsoups. That's why CTM cliams to have cure for almost any disease yet not single one passed FDA test.

But hey, fuck your garbage western medicine, we Chinese could'nt have lived 5000 years if not for the glorious CTM.

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Alaskan_Expat•

disagree, I dated super hot taiwanese tcm doctor , had a really nice hairy vag.

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requiem-for-a-nong•

Werrrcum to a nuuuu weedeo...

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_Wahala_•

You mean Winston from Ghostbusters?

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samson2OP•

No

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hapigood•

Robert Winston?

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ReginaldJohnston•

Churchill?

Winston-Winston (from Utopia)?

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pidoras1337•

get tha fuck out yall newfag niggers.... yall never reach doctor educator level

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samson2OP•

Thank you I'm glad someone still remembers the old ways

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vilekangaree•

you should go for the mao suit to be extra harmonious, or even better the hanfu like they used to wear for 5000 years before evil western imperialist clothing was forced upon the chinese population.

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