Bad answers to the question "Do you know why I stopped you?"
Posted Oct 8, 2019, 10:38 PM UTC
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“Yes, I do Officer. But you’ll have to make the blow job quick.”
7
"This time of night in a patrol car by yourself? I'm guessing you were lonely."
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"Yes!"
6
"Did that hooker in the trunk start banging on the trunk lid again? I knew I should have used a stronger tranquilizer."
6
“Because you don’t like the end of sentences?”
5
"Because you're paranoid at the coincidence that I was heading in the same direction of where your ex-wife lives?"
5
"You're a narcissistic control freak overcompensating for a micro penis?"
4
holds up a box of donuts CAUSE YOU COULD SMELL EM!
4
As long as you don’t look in the trunk, I have no idea.
4
"Did that Mulaney kid punch my tail light out again? He keeps waving to folks on the interstate."
3
"So I guess you heard about the meeting of all the meth addicts going on right now at the meth lab that is my house because that's where I'm going..."
2
As long as you don’t look in the trunk, I have no idea.
2
BUUUURP Is there an occifer problem?
2
"Because I ran over those kids?"
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"I don't know. Do youuu?
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It wouldn't have anything to do with the gun in the glove box, would it?
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Because of the seven red lights I ran?
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Because of the body in the trunk... I mean because my body is drunk.