AH YES, OVERTHROWN BY THE INTERNAL WORKINGS OF HIS OWN BODY, THE CZAR IS NOT ABLE TO POST TODAY'S TRASH TALK THREAD. BUT THERE IS STILL MUCH TRASH TALK TO BE MADE, SO HERE WE ARE.
YOU ALL KNOW THE RULES, DON'T BE DUMB OR ELSE JDCHAMBO WILL SIC HIS MOD POWERS ON YOU
Posted Oct 17, 2019, 12:58 PM UTC
EVERY YEAR WISCONSIN HAS SOME NEW RECRUITS THAT ARE GONNA SAVE THE PROGRAM AND EVERY YEAR THEY ARE IRRELEVANT BY CHRISTMAS
THEIR UNENDING CYCLE OF MEDIOCRITY NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME BASED ON THE TALENT THEY SHOULD HAVE
EVERY YEAR
WISCONSINNORTH DAKOTA HAS SOME NEW RECRUITS THAT ARE GONNA SAVE THE PROGRAM AND EVERY YEAR THEY ARE IRRELEVANT BY CHRISTMAS.
FIXED IT FOR YOU.
PRETTY FUNNY COMING FROM A MICHIGAN TECH FAN, WHO HAS LITERALLY NOT BEEN RELEVANT AT ANY POINT IN APRIL SINCE 1980.
THIS IS WHY I LIKE SOUTH DAKOTA MORE!
WHY IS THERE EVEN MORE THAN ONE DAKOTA ANYWAY
WHENS THE LAST TIME UND WAS IRRELEVANT AT CHRISTMAS? EARLY 90S?
LAST YEAR...THE YEAR BEFORE THAT...
IRRELEVANT AS IN NO SHOT AT MAKING THE TOURNAMENT?
IRRELEVANT AS IN NO SHOT AT MAKING THE TOURNAMENT?
IT'S THE PROVIDENCE COLLEGE MANIAC!
I APPRECIATE THE LINK BEING WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS
TO ALL THOSE WONDERING...THE TZAR IS OK. JUST HAD A BAD MIGRAINE YESTERDAY AND I AM NOT FEELING GOOD TODAY.
GET WELL SOON MY DUDE
THANK YOU!
DOGS GOOD CRUSADES BAD NEED I SAY MORE?
POSTHUMOUS TRASH TALK TO 2019 HOCKEY EAST SEMIFINALIST UMASS-AMHERST, WHO ARE IN FACT WORSE WITHOUT CALE MAKAR, TO THE SHOCK OF ABSOLUTELY NOBODY EXCEPT THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF AMHERST AND ENTIRE ALUMNI BASE.
FINALLY, FUCK BVR.
BVR IS YOUR UNDER PERFORMER NOW
NOTRE DAME IS ON A BYE WEEK AND THE IVY LEAGUE IS STUPID
WHAT DO I DO NOW?
THIS WHERE YOU SAY, "FUCK HARVARD," AND GET A HUNDRED UPDOOTS
FUCK HARVARD
FUCK HARVARD
TRASH TALK THE IVY LEAGUE FOR BEING DUMB AND DOUBLE UP ON LAKE STATE. GO WITH SOMETHING CLASSIC LIKE LAKE SUPERIOR ISN'T A STATE
THEY IVY LEAGUE IS FULL OF BOOK SMART IDIOTS AND LAKE SUPERIOR ISNT AN ACTUAL STATE ITS JUST A SEMI-GOOD LAKE
FOR THE RECORD, BOWLING GREEN ISN'T A STATE EITHER, AND LAKE SUPERIOR IS DEFINITELY THE BEST LAKE. IT'S IN THE NAME.
LAKE SUPERIOR WHITEFISH IS THE MOST RACIST THING IN MIDWEST GROCERY STORES
JOIN US IN TRASH TALKING QUINNIPIAC OR SALLYS?
WHO'S QUINNIPIAC?
SOME SAY ITS FAKE^NEWS, OTHERS SAY ITS NEXT TO A MYTHICAL GIANT WHO DECIDED TO SLEEP IN PERPETUITY.
YOU LEAVE HOBOMACK ALONE YOU ASSHOLES
HERE'S A LIST OF UCONN NCAA TOURNAMENT APPEARANCES:
HERE LET ME LIST THEM AGAIN:
HERE'S A LIST OF RPI NCAA TOURNAMENT "APPEARANCES" THIS CENTURY: 2011
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME WE HAVE MORE APPEARANCES IN THE LAST DECADE THAN UCONN DOES ALL-TIME
I'M SAYING WE HAVE THE SAME AMOUNT OF APPEARANCES SINCE 2000 SINCE YOU GOT BLOWN OUT AND MAAC DIDN'T HAVE AN AUTO BID!
RPI RECORD: 0-1
UCONN RECORD: 0-0
NO, I'M PRETTY SURE THEY MADE AN APPERENCE SINCE YOU CAN'T LOSE IF YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY INVITED.
THE MONITOR WAS A BETTER WARSHIP, FUCK THE MERRIMACK AND ANY COLLEGE NAMED THE SAME
SHOUTS LOUD NOISES IN HOCKEY EAST
CLARKSON TIED MICHIGAN 1-1 AND THEN BEAT THEM 3-1 IN MICHIGAN LAST WEEKEND?
CAN'T WAIT TO BE SHUT OUT BY UVM TOMORROW THEN I GUESS.
LEKKAS IS OUR ONLY GOOD PLAYER TBF
I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANY TRASH TALK I'M JUST SO HAPPY I CAN FINALLY GO TO A CORNELL HOCKEY GAME THIS WEEKEND EVEN IF IT IS AGAINST SOME IRRELEVANT CANADIAN SCHOOL
FUCK THE IVY LEAGUE
BLACK BEARS ARE JUST FAT RACCOONS
I WOULD TRASH TALK CANISIUS, BUT I'M CONVINCED THEY DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE FANS
WE ENJOYED BEATING BOWLING GREEN SO MUCH LAST SATURDAY THAT WE'VE DECIDED TO DO IT TWO MORE TIMES THIS WEEKEND.
ALSO BOWLING GREEN ISN'T A STATE AND NEITHER OF YOUR COLORS ARE EVEN GREEN ^(though I do love your colors as a Browns fan)
OUR COLORS CAN LOOK COOL IF YOU COMBINE THEM CORRECTLY. A BLACK HOODIE WITH ORANGE ON IT IS BADASS.
THERE’S NO TECH HOCKEY THIS WEEK BUT AS ALWAYS, FUCK NORTHERN
YOU CAN TELL BENTLEY IS A BUSINESS SCHOOL BECAUSE THEY CHARGE THEIR STUDENTS TO GET IN, THEY CHARGE A CONNIVENCE FEE FOR ONLINE TICKETS, AND CHARGE FOR “PREMIUM” PARKING.
I JUST HOPE EVERYONE HAS FUN
BEATING UMAINE TWICE THIS WEEKEND WILL BE A LOT OF FUN
LAKE SUPERIOR STATE UNIVERSITY?
MORE LIKE LOSER SUPERIOR STATE UNIVERSITY.
UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN IS PLAYING LSSU THIS WEEKEND?
GO SOO TECH!
AT LEAST AT MY SCHOOL, THE STUDENTS ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT HOCKEY
THAT BLOCK M ACTUALLY STANDS FOR MEDIOCRE
I WISH DULUTH THE BEST OF LUCK THIS SEASON AND HOPE THEY CONTINUE TO WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS SO THEY CAN PASS UMTC.
ALL I CAN THINK TO SAY IS HOW DISAPPOINTED I AM THAT LAST WEEKEND, ONLY ONE GAME OUT OF SIX WAS WON BY AN UPPER PENINSULA SCHOOL
AS LONG AS YOU GUYS GET TWO I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE THAT HAPPENS THIS WEEKEND
MY FAVORITE THING ABOUT HOCKEY IS THAT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!
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I MEAN, LAST NIGHT DID IN FACT PROVE THAT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. UNFORTUNATELY YOURS WAS LIKE ONE OF THREE GAMES WHERE THE PROBABLE TURNED OUT TO BE THE CASE.
DEMOULAS BRAND TOOTH PASTE IS BETTER
UPVOTE FOR NEW ENGLAND JOKE
HOT TAKE: THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE LIKE DEMOULAS/MARKET BASKET IS BECAUSE IT'S CHEAP; THE QUALITY IS ABSOLUTE TRASH AND THE STORES ARE ALWAYS UNBELIEVABLY PACKED
LOOK AT MR. IVY LEAGUE OVER HERE AND HIS SHAWS MONEY. I GUESS HE’S TOO GOOD FOR THE PERPETUAL PRE-HURRICANE/BLIZZARD-ESQUE CROWDS OF MARKET BASKET.
LOOK OUT EVERYONE! MAKE WAY FOR MR. ROCKEFELLER AS HE’S ON HIS WAY TO WHOLE FOODS WHILE MYSELF AND THE OTHER PEASANTS GO BACK TO THROWING ELBOWS IN THE CLAUSTROPHOBIC THUNDERDOME THAT IS THE SOMERVILLE MB OVER ALREADY KINDA WILTED PRODUCE.
THE SOMERVILLE MB IS ACTUALLY THE REASON WHY I DON'T SHOP AT MB ANYMORE LMAO. PLACE IS A FUCKING MADHOUSE. I HAVE A LOCAL PRODUCE SHOP NEAR ME THAT'S JUST AS CHEAP, AND FOR ANYTHING ELSE I'D RATHER DRIVE 5 MINUTES AND GO TO TRADER JOE'S (WHICH IS EVEN CHEAPER) OR WEGMAN'S.
I’LL STILL HIT THE WOBURN OR WALTHAM LOCATIONS BECAUSE I’M BROKE. THEY AREN’T AS BAD BECAUSE THEY’RE BIGGER, BUT THEY STILL GET CRAZY. I DO LIVE NEAR THE EVERETT WEGMANS. STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF THATS JUST AS COST EFFECTIVE
WEGMANS IS KING. STAR MARKET EXISTS TOO, BUT I MOSTLY GO THERE TO LAUGH AT HOW BADLY NONDESCRIPTIVE THEIR AISLE SIGNAGE IS.
WHAT'S YOUR GOOD PRODUCE HOOKUP? I JUST MOVED TO SOMERVILLE.
MB'S STORES ARE NOT ONLY ALWAYS PACKED, BUT I HAVEN'T BEEN TO A SINGLE ONE THAT DOESN'T FEEL RUNDOWN AND OLD AS SHIT. STOP&SHOP'S ARE SO MUCH NICER - BUT OVERPRICED AS SHIT. HANSCOM AFB'S COMMISSARY IS WHERE IT'S AT.
IS THERE ANOTHER REASON TO LIKE A GROCERY STORE?
FOLLOW UP... WHO "LIKES" GROCERY STORES?
I LOVE DEMOULAS GUY
I’M LIKE THE MAYOR OF THE STADIUM PLAZA LOCATION.
EDIBLE PRODUCE? THE ABILITY TO MOVE UNIMPEDED BY AN UNENDING STREAM OF SHOPPERS?
YOU'RE DESCRIBING REASONS TO DISLIKE A STORE. NOT REASONS TO LIKE IT.
I USED TO LIKE A LOCAL GROCERY STORE UNTIL IT GOT BOUGHT OUT BY A CHAIN FROM THE HOE-TOWN AREA WITH THE GOOFIEST LOOKING MASCOT IN EXISTENCE.
WAS SAVING IT FOR THE TECH SERIES, BUT FUCK BARGAIN BEN!
BARGAIN BEN IS A WHORE
PEEP THE ELITIST
DELETING MY ACCOUNT AND MAKING A NEW ON WITH THE USERNAME WEGMANSELITE
THAT'S MOST BIG BRANDS IN NEW ENGLAND: CHEAP, MEH QUALITY AND FUCKING EVERYWHERE. ITS PRACTICALLY REQUIRED
DUNKIN DONUTS HAS LEFT THE CHAT