This reality is so full absurdity that we shortened "What the fuck?" down to "the fuck?" just to save time --and it was already three syllables.

Fuck?

I have shortened it from 2 syllables down to zero. I give them a look that asks it all. Saves even more time.

Man I reread that like three times and still forgot an of.

The fuck

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Well yes, but “The fuck” is used more to add personal flair than to save time.

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