A bear has taken over Southern Italy, and it declared a holy war. Send help.

A bear has taken over Southern Italy, and it declared a holy war. Send help.

Posted Oct 20, 2019, 10:06 PM UTC

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InheritDistrustOP•

This is vanilla CKII I don't understand how this happens.

Update: The bear is a renowned physician. Somehow this bear is famous for its contribution to modern medicine... I am not sure I want to know.

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ContinuumGuy•

The bear is a renowned physician.

He's smarter than the average bear

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editeddruid620Cancer•

There’s a supernatural event that can happen that turns someone into a bear that was added in holy fury. It’s no less absurd than the event chain where you kill Cthulhu, but if you don’t like it, you can turn off supernatural events when you start a game.

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AdmiralAkbar1I don't know what to tell my steward•

I think it's actually absurd events instead of supernatural events.

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InheritDistrustOP•

I'm not upset, I just legitimately didn't expect it.

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Nombre_D_UsuarioYour Genius Heir•

It was added before.

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lucio_seneca•

Fun fact: Favila, 2nd king of Asturias (you can check in the title info), was killed irl by a bear.

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Chevi_UK_NZ•

For info: the bear didn't become the 3rd king of Asturias...

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lesser_panjandrumCymru fhtagn•

Or did it...?

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InheritDistrustOP•

Also I did NOT know that discord picked up in steam screenshots.

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Kuraetor•

Muslim Caliph: O_O

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