Tip: If you get a text from an Army Recruiter and respond by calling him a baby killer, you'll ruin his day and brighten yours.

Worked for me anyway. Called me twice twice demanding to know why I didnt just say "no thank you." I told because he's targeting teenagers and young adults to die for Exxon Mobile and blow up schools and hospitals.

I told him I know he's just an enlisted thug stuck in recruiting duty but he still has blood on his hands.

"But we just wanna keep people safe!"

So if I'm murdered by a roided stormtrooper in the next couple days, it's either because of that or some other things.